*I'm a very lucky guy*... I lost my virginity in a church fair two towns over~HavingCrabsSucks ~ ya I know I have the best screen name ever, and if you find it offensive... I hear they have 'senses of humor' for sale all week- I like to roll with my lady Doris, I treat her right, she gives me strikes, bowling is a passion, one I share with a pink and white swirled ball, ma'lady Doris I also enjoy the occasional beverage, and by that I mean I've been known to get so drunk I hit on 12 year old girls on the boardwalk (I swear they looked 18) and chocolate... I like chocolate...O O O and going to Narnia with Emily, Maura and Ana and gaining wisdom from Aslan~thirdly... I like to dress in woman's clothing... it's sexy, girls love it, so don't go judging me... hey, I said stop...stop now damn you, god I can't help it that god blessed me with these long dancers legs (puts down 8th beer of the hour) and y..you...ya you, with the :::mumbling::: furry pony... i'll show you, think you're better than the president of the donkeys :::more mumbling::: and as for you ::::intense slurring::: ya she's with me... STOP STARING, god baby you gots a butt that won't quit :::falls off stool:::goood news, I found my virginity, apparently a nun found it and had been posting a lost and found notice on the church bulletin board, maybe I should go to church more often... WHO WANTS IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!R.I.P. J Dubs
