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Kate E. Bates

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About Me

i had a wicked jumpshot and sold crack rock on back blocks!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

the voice of reason, dead again christians, prison mike, hunt & kill method, the categorical imperative, the perennial philosphy, the history of sexuality: volume II, emma goldman, the demise of comic sans, latter day sinners, beet farms & beat farms, waffle house, counter-transference, a raise, raisin smugglers, button pushers, "elliot reid: moment killer", jimmy (professor) fingers, more people who appreciate "that's what she said" jokes, a copy of the encyclopædia britannica eleventh edition (1911) and all those who participated in writing it, june 20th, rowdy on top of my tv, hyphenated last names, cryptograms, the tugboat complex pt. 2, more stamps in my passport...

Music:

craig david + salt n peppa

Movies:

mean girls + airplane!

Television:

the office + ab fab

Books:

the history of love

Heroes:

fabens-lassen and other LDS converts...

My Blog

Explaining Novelty T-shirts to My Mom -

Explaining Novelty T-shirts to My Mom. BY PASHA MALLA - - - - "I'm With Stupid" See how there's an arrow pointing to the side? The thing underneath "Stupid"? The arrow? Yeah, I know there's...
Posted by Kate E. Bates on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST