How to NEVER get out of grad school |
This poor schlep decided this was a good thesis subject for his Ph.D.
"My research involves interviewing 11th-graders and having them solve problems involving algebraic inequalities and equations. ...
Posted by sassy"left"ear on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:36:00 PST |
November's best compliment |
"Your butt looks small in those pants."
After an evening of completely indulgent consumption of dinner, wine, and dessert with Andy, my favoritest person of the century!
Posted by sassy"left"ear on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:51:00 PST |
October's 2nd best compliment |
"You're so hard."
- Said to me about my back by a male friend while hugging me.
Does this mean my diligent trips to the gym are paying off or is it a sign that I need to ease up?
Posted by sassy"left"ear on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:04:00 PST |
October's best compliment |
"You have delicate elbows."
Offered by the same person who gave me June's best compliment. I was tempted to tell him that wasn't my elbow he was touching.
Posted by sassy"left"ear on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:36:00 PST |
felt up (sort of), part III |
Preface: This happened August 18th but my chick encounters were becoming so frequent that I was a bit embarrassed. Now things seem to have calmed down in that arena so I feel like it's ok to share.
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Posted by sassy"left"ear on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:07:00 PST |
September's best compliment |
Date says to me over dinner, "You're not that icky."
Posted by sassy"left"ear on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 05:15:00 PST |
pantless sleeping |
Q: Have you ever woken up in the morning without any pants on and can't remember how you ended up that way?
A: It's been too hot so I slept above the sheet & blanket with Atari, my big dog, in her ...
Posted by sassy"left"ear on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:23:00 PST |
felt up, part II |
Similar story as part I (see blog posted May 16, 2005): late night, bar, dancing...
A decent looking blondish girl beckons me to the dance floor then, while flirtatiously dancing with me, kept rub...
Posted by sassy"left"ear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
my dating match: a st bernard? |
I think the order is squirrely but I guess it's not too far off.
I think "Practical" should be in my top 3 and "Intellectual" should be in his.
Your dating personality profile:Athletic - Physical ...
Posted by sassy"left"ear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
FYI: they have thumbs on their feet |
Last night both of my dogs were in the backyard doing what dogs do: piddling, walking about, sniffing stuff, and checking for trespassers. At one point I heard some high-pitched crying sounds and assu...
Posted by sassy"left"ear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
