I'd like to meet:
Family I never knew.
Music:
...is good
Movies:
The English Patient, Shine, Waiting, Borat, etc.
Television:
The Office, Seinfeld, Discovery, A & E, National Geographic, Cops, Intervention, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Redskins, Dodgers, Lakers (RIP Chickie) Games
Books:
....usually don't read more than a sentence before wondering off. Cliff Notes and short articles with big color pictures are my favorites
Heroes:
My Mom?