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Illegitimi non carbordandum

i would kiss the devil's cheek to get this halo off of me

About Me

A nosebleed’s not the worst you’ll get
Concussions, cuts that came and went
Your life of finery lived in your head
A million children dying off
With special shoes and bilious cough
“Their blackened fingers can’t touch me,” you said
And I had my chance around the fire
To split my sores that dripped with ire
But chances taken always led to bed.
And injuries on pillows fester faster
When you’re ill so cast her off
And toe your line until she’s dead
From far and wide and in between
The quest for drugs that made you mean
Upon her throne you spied an aging queen
A bloody scripture in her fist
The power to wring out and twist
The future hardly planned except in dream
An overthrow is sorely needed
Sore indeed, ten years impeded
”Etch my name”, your loyal subject screams.
Let’s make this a game
Where one can lose
With pride and no one knows it
One ear, one, and still
I heard you say it:
”One more hole, one more bleeding ulcer,
Sell me a cure, Cinderella.
Strike that moth; he’s been feeding on my insides
The brighter I shine, the better I taste”.
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eat, sleep, fuck and flee:
in four words, that's me.
i am full of indifference.
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My Interests

the perpetual search for alcoholic oblivion, dropping tvs from parking garages, drinking rootbeers, hitting things with sticks, esoteric philosophy, rock and roll.
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I'd like to meet:

somebody with talent, and no hidden agenda.

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Music:

against me!, bad religion, beck, belle & sebastian, ben folds, billy idol, billy joel, black flag, brand new, bright eyes, broken social scene, buddy holly, buddy rich, busta rhymes, cake, cat stevens, catch 22, charlie mingus, clem snide, cloud cult, counting crows, cursive, david bowie, deltron 3030, dire straits, dr dre, elton john, elvis costello, george clinton, glassjaw, goldfinger, hot water music, iggy pop, jeff buckley, john prine, kurt elling, langhorne slim, less than jake, louis armstrong, ludacris, mc paul barman, michael jackson, mike doughty, miles davis, millencolin, minus the bear, modest mouse, mos def, murder by death, my chemical romance, neutral milk hotel, nirvana, nofx, outkast, paul simon, poison the well, rahzel, rancid, rilo kiley, rise against, rufus wainwright, saves the day, snoop dogg, stevie wonder, stretch armstrong, the (international) noise conspiracy, the aquabats, the beastie boys, the blood brothers, the bloodhound gang, the blue meanies, the cars, the casionauts, the clash, the coral, the cure, the deftones, the descendents, the doors, the fags, the faint, the flaming lips, the foo fighters, the get up kids, the gorillaz, the hippos, the hives, the misfits, the mountain goats, the pixies, the postal service, the ramones, the robot ate me, the roots, the smiths, the smoking popes, the suicide machines, the talking heads, the vandals, the violent femmes, thelonius monk, thrice, tom petty, tom waits, why?, wilco, youngblood brass band.
canada, young bison, javelins, the recital, el boxeo, the pop project, i am a bolt of lightning, the minor fall, the farewell drive, the stationary set, moses supposes, the casionauts, stitches, the stationary set

Movies:

anything with a caper or a tune. anything by Paul Williams. mostly: hamlet, aladdin, muppet treasure island. phantom of the paradise.

Television:

duck tales and fraggle rock, project runway and kitchen nightmares.

Books:

"Ender's Game", "Dune" & their consequent series. "robinson crusoe". "a winter's tale". "invisible man". "count of monte cristo". "The Plague". "a walk in the woods". the first half of "a heartbreaking work of staggering genius". anything by bukowski. the moral of "the unbearable lightness of being".

Heroes:

My wife, Kathryn Paige von Erck. My children, Marx, Samantha, Steve McQueen and Lucy. john erck. lois gross. matt erck. lucille and aubrey carnes. florence and louis erck.Paul Williams. John Prine.

My Blog

where hillary went wrong

Senator Hillary Clinton talks to the press on her campaign plane leaving Minneapolis for Weschester to vote in the Super Tuesday Primary .For all her talk about "full speed on to the White House," the...
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:23:00 PST

Fame is fleeting, love is not. The armaggedon and news!

Katie and I have a blog at danandkatievonerck.blogspot.com.Check it out. For the time being, I'll be cross-posting. Like this one!1) New pictures from the wedding are up!---2) katie and I participated...
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:08:00 PST

williamsburg will oldham horror

Today I went to Major Matt’s to remaster my old album And on the L train in the morning, I was pretty sure I saw Will Oldham, He was wearin’ the same sunglasses he had on stage at the Bo...
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

i had a dream

i had a dream last night that tom cruise got a tattoo of the bat signal on his bicep.i still couldn't get behind his crazy ass.
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:26:00 PST

best celebrity "drama" of all time.

First, watch: ---Then, the response: ...
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:12:00 PST

this is the fall of mr fifths

just another sunday paddleboat ride on a man made lake with another lady stranger if i remain lost, and die on a cross, at least i wasn't born in a manger. i can sense somewhere right now being praye...
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

Valentine’s Day and Love

In 3rd grade, I made a Valentine's Day card for Kara Slattery. It said "Do you like me? Yes or No. Check one." There were little check boxes next to each word. I don't know what happened ...
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:39:00 PST

Eloping.

Amidst the flurry of preparations and rumors, the truth squeezes out after all.Katie and I are eloping on March 22 of this year to New Hampshire. We picked the date after much deliberation because we ...
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:00:00 PST

yes we can

i don't trust people who can fit that many hands in their pockets. who are only as tangible as the smoke and mirrors they surround themselves with. who use rhetoric to fulfill their own agendas and li...
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:11:00 PST

"Still Alive" - The Lyrics To Our New York Experience

This was a triumph.I'm making a note here:HUGE SUCCESS.It's hard to overstatemy satisfaction.Aperture ScienceWe do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But...
Posted by Illegitimi non carbordandum on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:31:00 PST