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About Me

"Fade in. The city: North Bay. The year: 1988. The day: August 11th. All was peacefull and still that night until a meteor crashed to Earth carrying a green-spotted egg. The childless Fetterly couple, awoken by this great disturbance, rushed out to find the hideous egg rolling around on thier lawn. Curiously they poked the egg until it began to crack... and out emerged a baby-like creature. Being fairly cool when it came to shit like aliens, Mr. and Mrs. Fetterly adopted the alien and raised it as their own baby. They named him Super Human Anti-Working N00|3! They abreviated the name to SHAWN.
SHAWN was raised to believe he was born a normal boy. In the days of puberty, SHAWN began to grow abnormally large ammounts of body hair. His parents explained that it was due to his being born under the sign of the Leo. He was furry, like a lion. As a youngen, he had rather violent, smashy tendancies. As he grew, his parents, fearing the outbursts would become worse, eventually got him a guitar to take his anger out on. Slowly he built up his guitar skills until it was less of an instrument and more of a weapon/reproductive organ. And the SHAWN played on..."
This biography was written by Breanna.. and it's 100% true, seriously! (Written sometime in June of 2006, still basically up to date)

My Interests

Music:

My Main Influences/Sh*t I like are.. (I'll Keep this brief)Devin Townsend, Strapping Young Lad, Kamelot, Symphony X, Dream Theater, Death, Nevermore, Porcupine Tree, Blind Guardian, Black Label SocietyYes, I am a prog-metal nerd... for the most part.

Television:

I don't have the time or interest to follow 'TV Shows'. But for as long as I can remember I always watch the Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, and King of the Hill. Da Ali G show is also way cool. Watch it.

Books:

Don't read much on a regular basis but.. -The Catcher in the Rye -Animal Farm -Exodus

Heroes:

Did I mention that Devin Townsend is the greatest person ever? Other Heroes include: Captain Planet, God, and.. me.

My Blog

I am stupid, and i suck at guitar and i have a hairy torso.

Dont piss off your waiters, or you will eat do do.Man, im shawn, im cool. But I never talk to mack anymore, nor does he jam or anything. fucking shit nipples, I need to join a fecking kick arese band,...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST

I might be moving to Montana soon..

NOT. i just got some ice cream. now i will write what i think. you will read this. is this understood? I forgot the spoon. i need a job. i wonder if ice cream is food for thought. i dont know what tha...
Posted by Shawn on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

I will not tell you if your mom is on this list!!! 7

Instead of history homework, i am write this: (this is a joke, btw, do not take at face value) In regards to your mother.. -One time i came home from a party or something and she was in my house. Took...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

August 31th, summer is ovar.. blog??

hey.. soo.. summers over? and im writing a blog.. quite sad. as far as whats up with me goes.. after a LONG search of 'finding a band'..heres where i stand.. tried a few bands.. didnt work, quit em al...
Posted by Shawn on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:23:00 PST

Heavy metal update, ladies!

i dont know if anyone really cares about what im doin musically, but heres whats up with me right now.. i quit the band i was with recently, and fonzi is out of town.. soo.. im going to be recording '...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 09:44:00 PST

Strapping Young Lad!!! .. is roxxor

ahh.. so.. just got back yesterday from the SYL show.. very awesomeness.. Devin kicked our asses indeed.. perfect setlist, performance.. i still cant move my neck due to headbanging injuries.. but in ...
Posted by Shawn on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:22:00 PST

New blog! talent show, etc MYSPACE CONTEST??

ahh.. so talent show was cool last night.. thanks to all of the fans.. it was you guys!! ahh.. but i was reading my own profile (is that the equivilant of checking myself out??) and realised i...
Posted by Shawn on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST

omg new blog! COMPUTER IS dead.. agh

hokay so.. my computers been crashed for a week.. just dropped it off to be repaired.. no im not using my computer to type this. for all of you out there in cyber space who dont have teh fun of seeing...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:08:00 PST

blogs are.. OMG ABCS

i dont feel like talking about anything since if youre reading this you know me and know whats goin on.. here comes a surprise I AM DECIDED TO DO A STUPID FORWARD WEIRD THING ...
Posted by Shawn on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:20:00 PST

argh. f*ckin ***holes

im in class.. w0000... blogs r suck. im doing a thing on 'dating' next period.. should be fun.. itll be like asking a deaf guy who his favorite band is k gotta go.. hamilton is hot...
Posted by Shawn on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:05:00 PST