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Laura

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About Me

I thought that I should just let you know that I am the coolest Sarcastic/Lazy bitch you'll ever meet, and you won't realize it until 20 years down the line. But by then it will be too late, cause I'll be way too cool to talk to your lame ass. So learn to appreciate me now before it's too late. (I'm just saying it for your benefit, I'm not full of myself or anything.) You can im me at [email protected] My pirate name is: Iron Jenny Read A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?I scored a 59% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you?
You're Most Like The Season Winter ...You're often depicted as the cold, distant season.
But you're incredibly intelligent, mature and
Independant. You have an air of power around
you - and that can sometimes scare people off.
You're complex, and get hurt easily - so you
rarely let people in if you can help it. You
can be somewhat of a loner, but just as easily
you could be the leader of many. You Tend to be
negative, and hard to relate to, but you give
off a relaxed image despite being insecure -
and secretly many people long to be like you,
not knowing how deep the Winter season really
is.Well done... You're the most inspirational of
seasons :)
?? Which Season Are You ??
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You're Raphael! Though somewhat impulsive and at
times restless you are strong-willed and
determined in achieving your life's goals.
Though you often come across as arrogant and
highly opinioated you are a good person who
cares about your loved ones. You are a good
fighter. Your weapons are the Sais.
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are you?
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Fight Club!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Laura Highway
Confusion Lane 3
Lake Love 19
Bewilderment Avenue 54
Paintown 102
Fame City 230
Please Drive Carefully Username:
Where are you on the highway of life?
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How to make a Laura
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts humour
3 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!
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My Interests

ok now for the generic rundown of what i like to do that in no way differs from any other persons interests. I like to read, watch movies, and listen to music, drink and party with my friends.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laura
Birthday: April 6th
Birthplace: some hospital...I guess
Current Location: Glen Rock, NJ
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian/Scottish and a bunch of other shit
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse
Your Weakness: a guy with a killer smile (shut up I'm not kidding)
Your Fears: That I'll never do anything original or worth a damn with my life
Your Perfect Pizza: White with spinich
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a better job and succeed at school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why the Fuck am I awake?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Senior year high school (yeah weird right?)
Pepsi or Coke: Regular pepsi, diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: any date would be nice
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yeah
Do you Sing: yes but poorly
Do you Shower Daily: sure
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: some what, I'm not a model or anything.
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm from Jersey, does that answer your question.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: I wish
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: as long as it's quick, painless, and it's before I get so old that I can't take care of myself, I don't care. That's not too much to ask for is it?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If only I knew the answer this question life would be sooo much fucking easier.
What country would you most like to Visit: there are too many places I want to visit in this world for me to pick just one.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: a little taller then me is nice but I don't really care
Weight: I don't care
Best Clothing Style: alternative/ punk I guess
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: to many to count
Number of Piercings: 1, my eyebrow
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't even count the things I regret, but I try not to let those regrets hold me back.

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I'd like to meet:

Lemurs...people too I guess...but mainly lemurs.

Music:

Offspring, Bush, Sublime, Nirvana, (hed) P.E., Ben Folds, Alanis Morissette (shut up, Jagged Little Pill was the shit), Damien Rice, Dropkick Murphys, The Exies, Counting crows,

Movies:

In no particular order; Anchorman, Aliens, Team America, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Taxi Driver, Evil dead movies (classic must sees), Garden State, Borat, Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles 1&3(2 was lame), Almost any movie from the 90s (Billy Madison, Tommy boy, etc.), Donnie Darko, Disney movies, The Lord of the rings, Altered States (Trippy as hell), Gladiator, Empire Records, Waynes world 1 & 2, Jurassic Park, Hook, Highway, Breakfast Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and so many more. you name it I've probably seen it, and loved it. I can say something good about any movie, even if I hated it. I especially love Those REALLY bad B sci-fi/ horror movies. They make me giggle like a school girl.

Television:

The daily Show, Reno911!, South Park, 30 Rock, The office, & Scrubs. I'll miss you Arrested Development, you were taken before your time.

Books:

Anything good.

Heroes:

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