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Brock Lavender

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About Me

Im a concert Pianist with an obsession for quality silk. When Im not chopping down perfectly good trees or working on converting my moped into a chopper, I enjoy rubbing my car down with vegetable oil and cooking my eggs on the hood. Nothing like the fresh smell of a diner while driving in the bike lane to avoid construction. Absurd humor? Perhaps. But not as absurd as enjoying a good meal at a nice restaurant and then urinating all over the floor next to the sink in the bathroom as a big thank you. Remember to smoke grass everyday...Neil Young and The Band - Helpless

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My Interests

Riding my bike, Dousing restaurant bathrooms to the point of uncontained laughter, doing wind sprints in a sweater vest and docksiders, and dancing through fields of grass violently waiving my toaster oven.

I'd like to meet:

A Korean lumberjack named Skip.

Music:

Lee Greenwood, The Pointer Sisters, Olivia Newton John (70's coke years), and the theme song to Knight Rider.

Movies:

Forest Warrior, Romancing the Bone, and Lone Wolf Mcquade

Television:

Anything that shows people welding and making love at the same time.

Books:

A Course In Miracles.

Heroes:

You