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Jesus H

About Me

I eat babies and rape buckets of custard. Occasionally I will catch a small rodent and perform oral sex on my mother whilst squeezing the life out of it.please don't judge me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Airwolf, and other devoted Airwolf fans. I love Airwolf, it was so exciting and often it would give me electric shocks because our television was pretty old. Once the television shocked my genitalia and it swelled up for three weeks, I couldn't wear underwear for several days because it was all black and sore, but it was all worth it for Airwolf.