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About Me

I'm a mildly sexist, moderately racist, extraordinarily bitter, shallow human being. I live with my dad and work in a warehouse where I routinely poke fun at gay people behind their backs. My girlfriend fell in love with me because I'm good with words and have an unbelievably large phallus. My likes include war, sweatshops, and contributing to whatever global warming is.

I recently listened to these songs:

My Interests

Music, talk radio, and Othello.

I'd like to meet:

Cheryl Hines, JoJo, and the Olsen Twins. And Lindsay Lohan.

Music:

I listen to a lot of Indie Rock and Hip-Hop, but I do wander out of those two genres occasionally.
My two favorite groups are Aesop Rock and Neutral Milk Hotel. If that doesn't do it for you, you can always peep my Audioscrobbler , or you could just ask.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Crash, Beerfest, Little Miss Sunshine, 40 Year Old Virgin, Talledega Nights, Pulp Fiction, The Transporter, Oldboy, The Prestige, World Trade Center, The Weather Man, Lord of War, Adaptation, and anything else with Nicholas Cage(aka God) in it.

Television:

Entourage, Glenn Beck, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Arrested Development.

Books:

I like reading, but don't do it very often. I read V for Vendetta last summer and liked it a lot. I also read The Savage Nation around the same time and liked it even more than a lot. I've been half-way through The Enemy Within since September and keep forgetting I have it.

Heroes:

Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan.

My Blog

An interesting experiment

Upon logging into myspace, I always see the little section about books, but rarely really read the text. Today I saw a book about some Chinese kid that eats cats and pees in soda cans. It sounded like...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:02:00 PST

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I outsmarted a mouse?

If you're name is Leah, or if you're reeeeeeeeally fond of all sorts of animals and a member of Peta, then this story isn't for you unless you're looking for more reasons to think I'm a hear...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:52:00 PST

Mother of God: A collection of ghost stories, pictures, and an EVP by Jay Bennett

On Saturday March 17, Regis, his cousin Scott, Scott's friend Brice or Bryce(I'm assuming Brice since he's white, but I've been wrong a few times before. And that's in no way a jab at the wacky ways b...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST

To: Female Users of Myspace

Please stop using the word "cunt" as a term of endearment to one another. It's really a shame that you would try to use this word in a friendly way to greet your friends when its true defin...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST

If I win the Powerball...

Since I have a ridiculously boring job, I usually work and think of stupid shit at the same time. Since the Powerball is up so high ($240 million annuity or $199 cash!), I was thinking about different...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST

The Beginning of my Life as an Alcoholic

My 21st is fast approaching, and since I can't sleep, I've decided to tell you all how much I'm going to drink the night I reach the big 2-1! Probably not much at all, actually, which is pretty dissap...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

Merry Christmas Blog

I made a ginger bread hotel and it's pretty bad ass. Here is it: ...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

I just didn't want to make it happen. (My dentist story)

I went to the dentist today, but the reason as to why I went there requires some knowledge of the past two weeks. As some of you may know, Satan himself decided to put up shop in the back of my mouth ...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST

For Jay Bennett, life and boredom are often synonomous (details inside)

I know that at least none of you are interested in how I spend the estimated 70 hours a week that I don't spend working and sleeping, and since I'm not really doing anything but waiting until the...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST

And another one bites the proverbial dust.

Two weeks ago tomorrow, I turned my two week notice into my managers at Quaker Steak and Lube. I didn't exactly list the reasons I was quitting, but at the same time, I couldn't have been more ho...
Posted by Jay Is So Cool on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST