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Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman

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About Me

My life's pursuit has been to understand and please women... everything else is just a hobby.Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Moonlight
You have moonlight eyes. Moonlight is the color of mystery. Your eyes symbolize your ability to see yourself as others see you. You have finesse for letting other people know what you think. You have a soothing and calming ability that you may or may not know about. You have the awesome ability to draw a person's negative energy out and replace it with a positive energy; the world needs more people like you. Some words to describe you: patient, self-controlled, perseverance, insightful, reflective, understanding, serene, and caring.

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[noun]:

A master of sexual gratification

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

Books, Writing, Feminism, Music, Philosophy in general, Skiing, Things that break one's brain, Temptation, Friends, School, World Domination (don't worry, I will use this power only for good), Masterpiece, Illuminatti, Risk, Boggle, a few computer games, Food, TOBACCO, my good friend beer, Coffee. Collie for President in 2038. Take the quiz:
What Kinda Kiss R U?

Tender Kiss
The tender kiss is the feeling where you can be anywhere and show your feelings.

You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Frank Herbert, Robert Anton Wilson, Stephen Hawking, God, Odin, Thor, Freya, Skadi, Tyr, Baldyr, Loki, Che, Thomas Jefferson, and Bill Clinton.... ok and you too

Music:

Coldplay, Pink Floyd, The Who, Imogen Heap, Dead Can Dance, Allman Brothers Band, KT Tunistall, Radiohead, Krafwerk, Depeche Mode, Mercury Rev, O-Zone, Enya, Sigur Ros, Flaming Lips, Enigma, Donovan, Kings of Convenience, Postal Service, Matisyahu, The Magic Numbers, Seu Jorge, Franz Ferdinand, The Beatles, System of a Down, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Rolling Stones, Chumbawumba, UB-40, U2, Def Leppord, Scorpions, Blue Oyster Cult, Journey, and The Ilka Folk Music Trio. Collie for President in 2038.

Movies:

OH MY GOD SO MANY.... V for Vendetta, Hero, Solaris, Kill Bill I and II, Fight Club, Sin City, Batman Begins, The Island, Identity, Memento, Gattaca, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, The Rock, Braveheart, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Fantasia, Allegro non Troppo, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, American Beauty, Princess Bride, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Birdcage, Anything by Mel Brooks, The Last Samurai and many more. Collie for President in 2038.
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Television:

M*A*S*H*, The Simpsons, Two and a Half Men, Family Guy. that's about it. Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts
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Books:

The History of the Early Illuminati, The Iliad, The Infernal Desire Machines of Dr. Hoffman, I Robot, Foundation, Illuminatus, The 5 Minute Iliad (and other instant classics), The Audacity of Hope, The Works of H.P. Lovecraft, Anything with a title including the word DUNE, anything by Frank Herbert, The Illustrated Book of Myths, Koontz's Lightning and Mr. Murder and Strangers, The Stand, 1984, The Penal Colony, Hitchhiker's Guide, Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy, The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass, Running With the Demon, A Knight of the Word, Angel Fire East, Yes the Harry Potter books too, The California Judicial Code of Law. Collie for President... you know.
If You Were Born in 2893...
Your Name Would Be: Cho Iara

And You Would Be: The Future's Last Hope If You Were Born in 2893

Heroes:

M.L.K. Jr., Thomas Jefferson, Stephen Hawking, dad, Robert Anton Wilson, Robert Burns. Collie for President in 2038.
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

My Blog

secrets of the universe

no wifeno horse no mustache
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST

COLLIES BIRTHDAY etc!

I can't say that much of anything is the same since the last time I actually wrote one of these things.  Unfortunately the poetic muse isn't really fluttering into my brain but what the hell, why...
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:40:00 PST

i'll see you there

I'll see you there in dreamland. Where fantasy meets desire, where the mind's wants meet passionate fire, where the world of life meets the world of phantasm. I'll see you there in dream where all is ...
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

Bambalam

Talk, travelling on the trembling windflying flittingly through the free air.Air attributed not to anyone.Rolling roughly off the tongue,we find words which try to win the hearts or heaving bodies of ...
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST

Ode to Beer

The sunlight glints and refractsOff the curving glass neck of A svelte and slender bottle.The liquid within takes in the Light and melds bubblingly with it.With a touch to the lips, this succulentBein...
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:12:00 PST

i fucking hate that the little equalizer has no bearing on the song on myspace music

Here I am, and Here I remain.The leaves shall fall and sprout anewWinters go and come as winters do,but here I sitor stand, or walkamidst the ever shifting Earthwhile cycle falls back to startand cele...
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST

newzorz

There are things we always overlook.The small flowers dotting the pathsalong the roads where we cut our swathes,the liltingly soft sounds of crimson-throated creatures fluttering gently in the thrush....
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:21:00 PST

e pluribus unim

so, the founding fathers created this nation based on one ideal.  e pluribus unim.  out of many come one.  all across the united states we have forgotten this message.  from washin...
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:36:00 PST

Teaser

Well it occurred to me the other day that i have neglected this aspect of the myspace world for a disgracefully long time.  It also occurred to me that i have given out a great deal more of my ow...
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST

Part two

So in that last blog i was attempting to get at the grander point of unfulfillment.  The world isn't placed very well into categories, the world is a place of continuum.  Within that continu...
Posted by Collie, a.k.a. Dr. Hoffman on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:48:00 PST