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She drives a hard stick.

Ok.. but.. just don't get it in my eye...

About Me

I like to hang out with my remedial husband. He's got a great.. big.. helmet.

Other than that.

I make my money slingin coffee and and delegating to other coffee slingers(oh yes, I've made a cappuccino cry for its momma), commute, pay bills... watch a lot of movies.. fuck around on the internet... and shooting pool... lots of pool... accompanied with stiff drinks... and hard laughs.
Just pretty goofy. I don't like to stay serious for long. I find it really fucking depressing.

AIM.. FortunsFoole -aka- DickFckMutt
coolmyspace.com

My Interests

I suppose I'm supposed to put in a bunch of words here... How about.. the blah blah blah's such as.. music.. movies.. shooting pool.. reading.. knitting.. laughing at everything..I collect a lot of random bullshit.. mostly toys.. I'm too young for my own good... and I also wet the bed still

I'd like to meet:

The original Vaginaman.. Id like to shake his "non-existant" cock.

Music:

Janis Joplin, Billie Holiday, many many movie soundtracks, Led Zepplin, Queen, Dave Matthews, Azure Ray, Operation Ivy, Violent Femmes, Minor Threat, NoFX, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Sting, Elton John.. etc.(my music taste is a hell of a lot older than I am.. and I hate the radio).. I listen to a lot of comedy as well. Bill Hicks was one badass mother fucker.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko, Closer, Natural Born Killers, the Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Kung Pow!, Glenn Gary Glenn Ross, Henry Fool, The Book of Life, Life Aquatic, Cry Baby, Legend of Billie Jean, Amelie, Lost in Translation, Vanilla Sky, Seven Samarai, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Anchorman, Joe Dirt, Legend, Bubba Hotep, Airplane, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Suicide Club, Match Point, Lucky # Slevin, Virgin Suicides, Marie Antoinette.. pretty much anything Hal Hartley, Wes Anderson, Jim Henson, Tim Burton, Sophia Coppola, Darryn Aronofsky.. etc.

Television:

That 70s Show, Robot Chicken, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead, The Head, Fraggle Rock, Family Guy, Jem, MxC, UFC, Chappelle Show, King of the Hill, CSI Las Vegas, The Critic. I mostly watch a lot of shows that were cancelled like 10 years ago. Most TV I can't stand these days because it's like one nasty, corny, runny turd.

Books:

House of the Dead, The Awakening, The Bell Jar, Siddhartha, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, Invisible Man, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Sister Carrie, American Psycho, Lunar Park, Flaming Iguanas, Lap Dancing For Mommy, They Call Me Mad Dog, the Giver, the Shadow of the Wind, The Time Travelers Wife, Fallen Angels, The Girl in Hyacinth Blue.. hmm.. I tend to love Russian authors and I tend to hate sci fi *shrug*

Heroes:

The guy who invented the fish bowl... fucking. GENIOUS!.. and also my toes.. without them.. I couldn't walk.

My Blog

AARG.... mateys.

Im friggin' exhausted. I couldn't sleep last night for shit... Im hungry and we have next to no food in the house. Joel talked to me pretty heated about a current situation.... and I know he's right.....
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST

Kiss Me I'm a Fuck-tard.

re-read the past... over a years worth of blogs.... I feel like I'm the only person entertained by them... I laugh at my own jokes.. and that's just really sad. But then, I laugh at everything. Our re...
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

ti-RED

"Boo boo be boo" "bung bung be bung" Ohhh Pablo.... how you make me giggle...   ahhhh.. I have a gloriously wonderful and hot hot hot husband... yeeeeep... Im exhausted now because I couldnt sle...
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

Im filing a complaint: Reproductive organs.. FUCK YOU!

Yeah.. I fucking said it... cause you PISSED ME OFF, Thats why!!!   Going fucking 174 days you do... making me go on meds just so you'll change your fucking lining.... and what do you do? Bleed f...
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

Because I can and you dont have to care.

And I can also avoid taking a nap due to a headache from tiredness... I hate naps.. they waste precious hours... I would rather do nothing than take a nap.. and if Joel gets home before Im finished .....
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:40:00 PST

*le sigh*

since we bought the car before they even cleaned it or put it on the lot(it was detailed before we left)... I have to bring it back so they can do the whole toyota certified check thing on it.... its ...
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

I can't figure out where I am...

.. Because I dont have any feet!!... GOD DAMMIT.... Where to go... oh no oh no oh no.... "Magic Toenail.. please help me".... Sometimes I like to take my toenail out to lunch.. because it likes to e...
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:52:00 PST

Good God

cramps are getting worse day by day... Im scared theyre gonna happen while Im working..... Im getting close to the ultimate... legs go to jelly and im on the floor in the fetal position.... ugg.... I ...
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

Herb the carnivor..... ?

Ouch..... SO..... they put me on progesterone so I could have my "lady problems"... ok.. so just one great big fatty of a lady problem... I dont know WHY... but my ovaries are really starting to piss...
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST

time to get tired again

soon to leave from the rents to home... for to change to close at work.... even though I had to go in at 7am this morning.  For to put out all the christmas drinks.... and christmas blend coffee....
Posted by She drives a hard stick. on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST