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Melvin

Want me to describe it? It's like if I tear out your asshole and tickle it.

About Me


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My Interests

Beer and porn

Music:

Bucket, Ween, Bungle, Tool, ATDI, Melvins, Johnny Cash, Primus, Scott Stapp

Television:

No thanks. I'm drinking beer.

Books:

Martin's "Song of Ice and Fire", 1984, Fountainhead, Hitchhikers Guide, King's "Dark Tower"

Heroes:

The children. Because they are our future.

My Blog

Silver Linings

Over the past couple weeks, it seems the only real good news I've gotten is that some of the bad news I've gotten hasn't been as bad as was initially thought. And as hard as some things suck, I'm rea...
Posted by Melvin on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:42:00 PST

This sucks

It's too late to get drunk.I'm too high strung to get sleep.I'm too tired to go anywhere.This may just be one of those nights that really sucks and there's fuck-all you can do about it. After staring...
Posted by Melvin on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST

Wasting time

I finally have the house to myself for a few hours. This would be a great chance to work on a couple new songs for the band or practice my playing without my wife reminding me that listening to other...
Posted by Melvin on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:26:00 PST

I'm a horrible person

So, I'm looking for the song "The Last Unicorn" from the terrifying 1980 movie of the same name (the red fuckin bull man!) for my wife. I find it, put it on, and the first thing I think is "Wow, thes...
Posted by Melvin on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:32:00 PST

Alf and his intergalactic cock of doom

So over the past 3 days, I've gotten just about 20 new friend requests, thanks largely in part to Alf and his ample package. My profile views have doubled in the last 3 days as well. I'm actually a ...
Posted by Melvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strange Idea

You know how all these movies come out on DVD with 'Special Director's Cut - The Version the studio execs didn't want you to see!' versions? It got me to thinking if maybe such a version existed for ...
Posted by Melvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Need a better outlet

I have been using this website for a couple weeks now and in that time changed my profile 3 times, my photo probably 7 or 8 times, and other pointless stuff too much to be counted. This has led to t...
Posted by Melvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You ever wonder...

John Stamos has Full House, 10-10-987 commercials, and being married to Rebecca Romagingne to his credit. He's a modern day dynamo. You ever wonder what Dave Coulier is doing these days...
Posted by Melvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST