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Beau will eat your children!

You majored in pottery, Not Ka-blamo!

About Me

Artist, humorist, deathly tabooless, charmingly sexist and suprisingly available.

My Interests

All art, photgraphy, music, poetry, comics, video games, love  

I'd like to meet:

www.beauhufford.com

Music:

Boards of Canada, M83, Ulrich Schnauss, Zoot Woman, Avalanches, Super Furry Animals, Radiohead, Air, David Bowie, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, Ben Folds, Rufus Wainwright, The Flaming Lips, Beck, Spacehog, Jon Brion, Brian Eno, David Bryne, Erik Satie, Four Tet, Manitoba, Miles Davis, Nina Simone, Phoenix, Postal Service, Queen, The Who, Travis, Joseph Arthur, Interpol, Gorillaz, Franz Ferdinand, Tycho, Kanye, Talib Qweli, Ratatat, My Morning Jacket, Kitty Kat Dirt Nap, Andrew Bird, Josh Rouse, ACDC, Guns & Roses, Counting Crows, Johnny Cash, Sinatra, and Day Late Genius (wink)

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine, Rear Window, Shawshank, Buffalo 66', Spirited Away, Punch Drunk Love, Wet Hot American Summer, Fight Club, Leon, A Clockwork Orange, Citizen Kane, Waking Life, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Adaptation, Pi, Jackie Brown, The Royal Tenenbaums, Incredibles, Iron Giant, Koyanisquatsii, Step Into Liquid, Requiem for a Dream, Dancer In the Dark, Why are there no good movies lately?

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, STELLA, Arrested Development, Rome...pretty much everything else is a waste.

Books:

Vice Guide to the Do's and Don'ts, Edward Sorel's Caricatures, The Watchmen, Juxtapoz, Basquiat, Tim Biskup's 100 Paintings, Pop Surrealism, The Women of Gee's Bend

Heroes:

Spider-Man, Henri Cartier-Bresson, STELLA, TheLonelyIsland.com, Larry David, Women in general

My Blog

More Psychic Reviews: Movies I haven't seen and neither should you!

Coming Soon! Last Holiday: Brokeback Mountain: Casanova: Tristan and Isolde: Fun with Dick and Jane: Hoodwinked: Glory Road:
Posted by Beau will eat your children! on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST

The Movies I want to see:

Pillow Talk, Imitation of Life, Night Watch, Capote, V for Vendetta, Palindromes, Grizzly Man.... Know any I should see?
Posted by Beau will eat your children! on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 07:57:00 PST

Psychic Reviewer! Movies I haven't seen and neither should you!

The Psychic Reviewer is here!!! Each week or so I will be reviewing the best and worst of movies I have not seen. Sometimes I'll throw in a flick I have visited or a movie I deem worthy of kind word...
Posted by Beau will eat your children! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST