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About Me

No TV and no internet make Jon something something...

My Interests

nothing, I, could, possibly, put, in, here, could, tell, you, anything, real, about, me, movies, music, comic books, video games, long, walks, on, the beach, candle, lit, dinners, senses, of, humor, animals, but, not, in, any, sort, of, deviant, way, philosophy, conversation, communication, martial, arts, lists, especially, those, which, use, commas, to, delineate, their, items

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My Blog

When in Rome...

I've seen a lot of sites and had a lot of fun on my trip so far, but I didn't want to send out a mass email or write a blog involving a tedious laundry list of the things I've done.  I have a ton...
Posted by bologna cologne on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST

<insert obligatory planet of the apes joke here>

Monkey See, Monkey Do.
Posted by bologna cologne on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

the dishes are done

Holy craphole, my applications are finished.11 bullshit essays and way too much money later, I've got to wait till March to see if anyone is sucker enough to invite me to their institution.Regardless,...
Posted by bologna cologne on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

happy jew year

it's rosh hashanah motherfuckers.  time to get your apples and honey on.p.s.  in the next few months you're gonna see a lot of poseurs getting sniffly and congested.  when you see those...
Posted by bologna cologne on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:31:00 PST

feels like a monday

I don't know what it is.  Post-vacation thrill must have carried me through work yesterday, because today definitely feels like a monday.  I feel exhausted.  My sleep last night was pre...
Posted by bologna cologne on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST

sucker for a happy ending

My friend George rightly accused me of periodism the other day, which came as quite a shock, since I hadn't heard the term before and had no idea what it meant.  Wikipedia doesn't even have an ar...
Posted by bologna cologne on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:44:00 PST

ladies man

flymol0: do you think that if I try really hard I can make this girl call me with the force of my will alone?simianlogic: oh, it works for me all the timesimianlogic: oh wait, did you say force of wi...
Posted by bologna cologne on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:22:00 PST

complicated (that's me.)

Would you prefer to be well-liked or respected?This is a pretty standard question on personality tests of all kinds.  I guess it's supposed to be some sort of measure of  the importance of y...
Posted by bologna cologne on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:42:00 PST

it's a celebration

happy ash wednesday to everyone who rolls that way.happy belated mardi gras to people who roll that way too.it's the 6 month anniversary of Katrina as well.  everyone should take a moment today t...
Posted by bologna cologne on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:38:00 PST

monkey suit

The reactions I get from people when talking about this puppy have been intense.  The acid, curses, and verbal violence that pours forth (once people find out the dog was likely kicked around) is...
Posted by bologna cologne on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST