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About Me

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My Interests

Second hand smoke, one night stands, Pabst Tall Boys, and Al Hirschfeld.

I'd like to meet:

Alcoholics, gambling addicts, misbehavers, celebrators, hoola hoopers... you know, the regulars.

Music:

Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Steve Earle, Fleetwood Mac, Hank Williams, Guns n' Roses, Radiohead, Beastie Boys, The Cure, AC/DC, New York Dolls, The Beatles, The Scorpions, The Clash...

Movies:

Maybe some day...

Television:

CNN, Comedy Central, Sports, KENO.

My Blog

just popping in

to write a blog for a change. Last night was great gang. There were the usual hipsters, bicycle geeks, some dudes that run around under the bridge, GnR's, and the usual neighborhood dirtbags. I love i...
Posted by Sandy Hut on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST

last night

So it was our favorite male bartender's birthday last night, did you buy him a drink? Something tells me he set was for liquor. Everyone wish Damon a happy 32nd!!! Another of our former fave's Leah st...
Posted by Sandy Hut on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 07:18:00 PST

Ahh, good to be back

It's been a while my loyal subjects, but i have been keeping good notes on the comings and goings within my walls. Some of you have been keeping the party going and some of you have been suspiciously ...
Posted by Sandy Hut on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:24:00 PST

My Booths

...may be uncomfortable, but some of your asses are...*plugs nose*...RIPE! Self Serve on water. HELL overdue, no? I LOVE all your smelly ASSES! Come see me soon...
Posted by Sandy Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Get Some

At one time ALL of you wanted in my panties!!! Here's your chance - Inquire at the bar. There oh so, HANDY!
Posted by Sandy Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Google

I googled myself today and found a crappy picture of my bad side and a pub review with no comments. WTF - COME ON! I know you guys talk about me. I am The SLUT. I've been had by greater Portland an...
Posted by Sandy Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Newly Scrubbed Walls

So... Here I sit all broken-hearted. Tried to shit But only farted. - Anon. You leave me wanting more.....cocktails.
Posted by Sandy Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where's....?

Joe....and Jenny Brown....??? WHERE AM I...???... and who keeps playin' sister christian....!!!!!
Posted by Sandy Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crapper Chatter

Years of sitting on the crapper in this place made me realize how creative some of you drunkards are. It would be a great honor to shake the hand of each penned pooper poet ....after a good wash and ...
Posted by Sandy Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lost Comments

during a drunken stupper, just after a good noshing. Found myself on the bathroom floor reading the comments... I wish.. I once had.
Posted by Sandy Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST