The Special Little Pill |
So your profile name is Hachi Ju Hachi, or something dumb like that. And your picture is of a three year old kid giving the finger in 1982. Already so professional. And you found me because I'm int...
Posted by Lori on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST |
Al Gore, I think I love you |
Got an hour to spare? You know you could easily kill an hour here on good ol' myspace. While you're doing that, also do yourself a favor and watch or listen to Al Gore's MLK day speech. He bends ov...
Posted by Lori on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:53:00 PST |
Tragedy begets beauty (sometimes) |
One of the most beautiful things is the day after someone's house burns down in the middle of the winter.
A house down the street caught fire last night. The roof had round peaks like a castle, ...
Posted by Lori on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 06:06:00 PST |
The ONE Benefit of Being an Alcoholic |
The one benefit of being an alcoholic is that when you get shitfaced and say utterly inappropriate things that offend, insult, and enrage the people around you, you have the good fortune and convenien...
Posted by Lori on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:20:00 PST |
Notes on my Previous Blog (Blahhhhg) |
dear youshouldknowwhoyouare,
as i was at risk of being overly forthcoming (although really, who cares?), i have edited my most recent blog entry, carving it apart into the most simplest of sentence...
Posted by Lori on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:59:00 PST |
Letter to few different men (much abridged version) |
if i was really one of the best, then why weren't you better than you were?
Posted by Lori on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:24:00 PST |
A Note About CONDESCENDING WOMEN |
What's up with condescending women?I can think of 3 women right off the top of my head who make it a point to always condescend to me. Do they really think I'm that stupid that I don't know how insecu...
Posted by Lori on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THINGS I SHOULDN'T DO |
Drawing on the inspiration I recieved from the many comments made about my 'Moby blog' (surprising! who knew anyone was reading this?), I've decided to post a list of Things I Shouldn't Do:
1. "Throw ...
Posted by Lori on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Open Letter to Anyone, regarding Moby |
I need to talk to someone about how much I hate Moby. Yeah, Play was a good album. It should have ended there. Who told this guy he could sing? WAS IT YOU? If so, I may have to kill you. My eyeb...
Posted by Lori on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
