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I.am.Bastard

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About Me

Im Joey Mc.
i like my life. i like my friends.
i love my Mother with all my heart.
i love my family. i think far to much, sometimes to the point of my head imploding. i like talking in the Derbyshire/Boyz Team language that i do. sorry if you cant understand me. i love females but at the same time i loathe them. objects of desire and objects of frustration. i find perversion in the smallest thing. i love girls feet. i find scars on girls beautiful. imperfection is beauty. i think that Hate is much more powerful than Love in everyday life but overall Love will win. i crave for things i can never have. i get frustrated easily. i like tattoos. i find pain addictive. i have a lust for blood both mine and other peoples. i cant wait to have kids. i have a fondness for L.O.T.R. Art doesnt impress me. im never happy with myself or anything that is a product of me. i like to read. i want a white hat but dont think i can pull it off. i used to play guitar. i love beats. i want an 808. i dont see music as a hobby i see it as a way of life. womens shoes do it for me. i smoke green and i DO inhale. i disagree with paracetamol. Fuck kingsmill. love bottled beer and all spirits. i have size 13 feet. i love belt buckles. my sense of humor is twisted. images are important. dancing is awsome: long live free movement. i want a pitbull. i am dyslexic. i love wearing glasses. my hands are a mess. i think i have a tapeworm. im scared of hospitals. i love trainers. ive never lived in a house with an upstairs toilet. i hate Pinxton, long live Normo. i have a new found fondness for football. i want to do something. society fascinates me. it kills me that people cant think outside of the society we live in. there is a whole world out there that is NOTHING like this one. no topshop, no xboxes, no minor details that cloud reality.we are subjective to our surrounding however there are cultures that are jst a few steps closer than our white western world. there is even a culture that doesnt even have word for "EVIL". pure. everything that is advertised or seen in the media is made to be seen a particular way. if we carry on the way we are we will regress. we dont need the majority crap and the shit that fills are days. we need to interact with real people, feel real emotions and forget about material possesion. knowledge is power. a knife is a good substitute. i crave for happiness. i thrive. i want to act. the scouts is the best non correction institute in the world. i drink 1 pint of milk a day. i call it cow juice. my situation doesnt please me. i am sorry. Xbox 360 rules. i have a Bird....hes called Bod. he is beautiful. i love him. i will do anything if the price is right. i procrastinate far to much. who cares? i care. im 21 and dont know what path to take. i do, however, fucking LOVE New Era caps. i own 7 pairs of Adidas trainers. i rock 925K *sterling* silver. gold is for cunts. Synth owns me. love polo shirts, gimmie a collar and ill look good.ive made my peace. resolution before revolution.

My Interests

im an avid viewer of everyday life. i often sit and wonder how we have got to the way we are. evolution is a funny thing. i like to keep on top of the news and i enjoy gaining knowledge. in order to rebel you must 1st learn what to rebel against. everyday social life is a crazy thing. remember that this is your world and time. a life is not long so dont hesitate, be aware and step up to the mark. you wont be remembered if you do nothing.

I'd like to meet:

I HATE FAKE BITCHES.

Music:

Anything that is absolutely ridiculous. pig destroyer, napalm death, terror, dillinger escape plan, pendulum, dr dre, eminem, jurassic 5, bob dylan, pink floyd, madonna, agraphobic nosebleed, meshuggah, sick of it all, converge, candlemass, the bezerker, nile, GZA, snoop dog, NWA, eyehategod, cannibal corpse, the locust, slayer, iron maiden, ye ole 'tallica, prince, strapping young lad,mastodon, cephalic carnage, Roots Manuva, Jay-Z, Wu Tang Clan especially Ghostface Killah, No Lay, Ears, Madlib, Organized konfusion, Biggy Smalls, arested development, onyx, eric b. & rakim. could go on here forever but mainly owt wi' a beat or owt thats fast. fuck it.

Movies:

Munich, Walk the line, Sin city, Last King of Scotland, L.O.T.R, Harry Potter.

Books:

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas. 1,000,000,000 better than the film. The meloncholy death of oyster boy, Cant stop, Wont stop and a brief history of time. confusing yet satisfying. i like books about reality. biographies etc.

Heroes:

My Mum. Anyone whos done anything worthy. Magical Trevor and the Don a.k. Sir Patrick Moore.