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Dealer Mike

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Read My Writing at WritersCafe.org
Visit my art/poetry/sound page for a more in depth look into my psyche, it's the 1st friend on my friends list Writing,Drinking,Art,Money,Music,Chickens,Eating,Recieving massages,Good jokes in particularly bad taste,Sleeping,Collecting odd memoribilia,The Haunted Mansion,FOR MORE OF MY POETRY GO TO ELITESKILLS.COM AND LOOK UNDER THE USERNAME "FRYTE" Also check me out on writerscafe.org under the username(Mike P. mp2)

I'd like to meet:

Rick James "Oh wait...I already did that."

Music:

topic...boss life, pistolgrip, guns n roses, youth brigade,nine inch nails,turbonegro, gg allin,rancid,the ramones,marilyn manson, the fever,iggy and the stooges,the pixies,danzig,samhain,misfits,slayer,mayhem,inxs,the strokes,bread,journey,nirvana,mausberg,dj quik, prince,isaac hayes,ministry,skinny puppy,korupt,2pac,nas,tears 4 fears,the cure,the business,cock sparrer,body count muthafucka,mazzy star,pantera,against me!,violent femmes,the rolling stones,lynard skynard,minor threat,duran duran,the cramps,op ivy,david bowie,mozart,acdc,al green,bon jovi,primus,coachwhips,the dresden dolls,the electric hellfire club,kmfdm,credence clearwater revival

Movies:

Aliens,Fight Club,The Lost Boys,Silence of the Lambs, The Boondock Saints,Trainspotting,Snatch,The Exorcist,Purple Rain,Platoon,The Usual Suspects,The Godfather,Goodfellas,The Shining,GIA,American Me,Menace 2 Society,Star Wars,Halloween,The Entity,Excalibur,Debbi Does Dallas,House of 1000 corpses,The Devils Rejects, The Hills Have Eyes,A christmas story,Office Space,Chicken Run

Television:

King of the Hill.... Law and Order...Twilight Zone...Tales from the Crypt...Absolutely Fabulous...The news...Just shoot me...Pinky and the Brain...

Books:

The Satanic Bible...The Bible...Dr. suess(Hop on Pop)... Dantes Inferno...The Dark Side of Christian History...The kama Sutra...Love is a dog from Hell...The Giving Tree...Lords of Chaos

Heroes:

Hannibal Lector,Santa Claus,Willy Wonka,Jesus,Satan,Suge Knight,Wilt Chamberlain,Anton Lavey, Mother Teresa,jack gallow, mahatma ghandi,GG Allin,Captain Spaulding,Scrooge McDuck
You scored as Dante Alighieri. According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it.Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons.Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover...It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.

Dante Alighieri


100%

Friedrich Nietzsche


100%

Adolf Hitler


67%

C.G. Jung


67%

Charles Manson


58%

Miyamoto Musashi


50%

Sigmund Freud


50%

Stephen Hawking


42%

Mother Teresa


33%

Jesus Christ


17%

Steven Morrissey


17%

O.J. Simpson


17%

Elvis Presley


8%

Hugh Hefner


0%
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My Blog

A Naked Nerve

..> Karen,*Wrinkle, toss, missed the goal*Ahem...Please excuse my chaotic conundrumBut it's been a long time since-And I'm confident this(Poem) will find youIn your usual miserable spiritsI'm still...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

de facto

catch my urgent peepshowin ardor of rupturein rapture and dense functionwith legs spread openeager to catch my scapegoat here it comes. hear it hum. there it goes off into the turbulent currentsof cur...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST

Syzygy

there's a semen stain on the book of lifeless cognizance coagulating, wrinkling the preface the prefix of absonant judgement watered down smoke alarms refurbished cosmic static atmospheric retardation...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST

I Want More

..> if i wanted to rapi would wrap pipebombsin shiny christmas paperand celebrate the fourth of julyin my bedroomi'd have a barbequewith marinaded snowmenand reindeer, and mistletoei'd push moses d...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST

B.C. Slavery A.D.

..> sunspots conceal, add dashes of exuberance dynamic definition to otherwise gray areas, patches, shaded ersatz sparkling scope, glimmering, pinpointing temporal lobes that god aims for when he n...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST

ODVD

expose the cavity of your sensesabsorb the days abscessthe hustle, the bustle,the stampeding footstepspeddling in all directionssoak up the accousticsthe taxis, the abioticpoker faces, the full-time a...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

into the carnival of the carnal

through the anthropomorphic labyrinth the tunnels of fluidity flow ocean blue finality upon further inspection, acute scrutiny, runs an expose' of exquisite green lush with a lust for eternity darknes...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

Pish Posh

this memory is silentthis sanctuary abandonedexcuses excuse no actionscommitted in the name of follyhow could i evercondone such disregard?the distance that separates usis vast like the expanseof ...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

xoanon

like karma stopped dead ideals thrown about like confetti hit the skin like shards of glass like acid rain it just fell upon terrets hand woven masonry autistic greetings muttered in intense scrutiny ...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

Dances with the Devil

..> can vecissitude define a man's character? vile creature arrogant by nature vicious uncontrollable tendencies to gain social status and power through rape and torture maiming hallalujahs echo tr...
Posted by Dealer Mike on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST