I like D&D.
I like Ramen Noodles.
I like you.
Another night of too much cough syrup
I'm awakened by the incessant ringing of a telephone
I still have dreams caked in the corners of my eyes
and my mouth is dry and tastes shitty
Again the ringing
Slowly I bustle out of bed
The remnants of an erection
still lingering in my shorts
Like a bothersome guest
Again the ringing
Carefully I abscond to the bathroom
As to not display my manhood to others
There I make the perfunctory morning faces
Which always seem to precede my daily contribution
To the once- blue toilet water
That I always enjoy making green
Again the ringing
I shake twice like most others
and I'm annoyed by the dribble that always seems to remain
Causing a small acreage of wetness on the front of my briefs
I slowly languidly, lazily, crazily,
Stumble into the den
Where my father smokes his guitars
I mean cigars
In his easy chair
I know all about easy chairs
and then I sing a song for my friends
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
You can't have him
Because jesus is my boyfriend
Ringing ringing
Dang it goddamn motherfucking son-of-a- bitch is ringing
I walk into the kitchen and I
Stare blankly at that shrieking plastic bastard
Since it keeps ringing I know it's her
and since it keeps ringing she knows it's me
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a darker day
So let's start killing
There's a choice you're making
We're sparing our own lives
It's true we'll make a darker day
Just you and me
The Spooky Kids
Pink Floyd
Nine Inch Nails
The White Stripes
Christian Death
The Doors
Beethoven
Led Zeppelin
The Misfits
Iron Maiden
The Beatles
Ministry
Type O Negative
Black Sabbath
Nirvava
Alice Cooper
Eric Clapton
Ted Nugent
Queens of the Stone Age
Autolux
Simon and Garfunkel
KMFDM
Einstruzende Neubauten
Jesus and Mary Chain
TOOL
Edgar Winter Group
Smashing Pumpkins
Jimi Hendrix
Alice Cooper
The Royal Tennenbaums
American History X
Hellraiser
Jaws
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original naturally)
The Wall
Grizzly Man
The Devils Rejects
Spinal Tap
Waiting for Guffman
Best in Show
A Mighty Wind
The Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead (not the new piece of shit)
Day of the Dead
Shaun of The Dead
Love Liza
Capote
Evil Dead 2
The Army of Darkness
Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure
The Thumb Movies
A Charlie Brown Christmas
The Toxic Avenger
The Office
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Rescue Me
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
South Park
The Dungeon Masters Guide
The Books of Blood
The Thief of Always
Apt Pupil
The Hellbound Heart
Private Parts
The Vampire Lestat
Ethan Trekell
Timmothy Treadwell
Anton Sandor LaVey
Marilyn Manson