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Zach

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About Me


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My Interests

I like to make things with my own hands... Like armour or something out of the kitchen. There's no better feeling than the sense of accomplishment you get after you look at your own creation, good or bad, and know that you put your time, effort and care into somehting. I also like to blow shit up. Stumps, rocks or even lawn furniture. You can send something fifty feet into the air or obliterate it on the spot. And that loud bang that you usually don't hear right away till it bounces back off the tree line is awesome in the way it shakes your lungs a bit when it reverberates....

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell and Dave Chapelle

Movies:


Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

Television:


You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

Books:


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Heroes:


Name: Zach
Birthdate: March
Birthplace: High point
Current Location: Rockwell
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'4"
Piercings: hell no
Tatoos: nuh uhh
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: My old Lady
FAVORITES
Food: Japanese but I love a cucumber
Candy: Spreeee
Number: .05734
Color: Mauve (It's just cool to say)
Animal: Marmasette
Drink: Chado
Alcohol Drink: Sake
Bagel: Fuck that
Letter: F
Body Part on Opposite sex: Bah, who knows
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Cocaine Jack!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McD's serves crap but BK serves slop.Jack in the Box
Strawberry or Watermelon: Kiwi
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Old school rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny, but not retarded
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: After 5 minutes on the couch
Most Missed Memory: What day it is
Best phyiscal feature: Hair (because I have all mine)
First Thought Waking Up: What day is it?
Fears: Having no purpose
Longest relationship: Worst one I had yet ( ex old lady)
HAVE YOU...
Ever Smoked: Yep
Pot: You bet
Ever been Drunk: Shit yeah
Ever been beaten up: Unfortunately
Ever beaten someone up: Does prison rape count?
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
Ever Skinny Dipped: Ohh yeah
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: What?
Been Dumped Lately: Who'd give me up?
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: White
Favorite Hair Color: Mauve
Short or Long:
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Affordable
Drugs and Alcohol: I don't need a crack head
Muscular or Really Skinny: I want a woman to whip my ass
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: A lot
What country do you want to Visit: Greece
How do you want to Die: I don't
Been to the Mall Lately: Hell no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Get along with your Parents: one
Health Freak: not quite
Do you think your Attractive: Nah, but I make up for it
Believe in Yourself: Bet your ass
Want to go to College: Been, didn't like it
Do you Smoke: Oh yeah
Do you Drink: When my Old Lady lets me
Shower Daily: What dirty bastard doesn't?
Been in Love: Yeah
Do you Sing: When I'm angry
Want to get Married: No, already have a wife and this aint Utah
Do you want Children: Yeah
Have your future kids names planned out: Rupert, Cleatus or Bojangle
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My Blog

Sushi Joints I have visited

Bangkok Palace: Salisbury, NC- Not too shabby a place but the sushi is very rice heavy. If you like rice, or need a quick fix in the area, that's your spot. It's a Thai/sushi bar. Wasabi Cafe: Concord...
Posted by Zach on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

1- The world is full to the brim with unrealistic muthafuckas 2- The road to hell is paved with good intentions 3-Some people say the cucumbers taste better pickled 4-If brute force isn't working, you...
Posted by Zach on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:51:00 PST

Ability

I gazed upon the cat and witnessed him licking his ass. I often thought what it would be like to do that. I care about the cat considerably and pet him often, but I cannot succumb to the desire...to l...
Posted by Zach on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:42:00 PST

And I......

Today I contemplated what it would be like to sexually assault myself using some Lava soap and lighter fluid. It seemed to be a good idea to do it in a well lit area so I could get a good view of it, ...
Posted by Zach on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:38:00 PST

yeah...

So I get this my space thing and I dont' have a clue what in the blue hell to put on it.
Posted by Zach on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:18:00 PST