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Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack

No bitch, No driver.

About Me

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Aim = chocolateshatner
I love my sk3, Alejandro
Self doubting pessimist. I play in a band to boost my ego, and to try and get the girl in the end. My life is a lot like a John Cusack film, except for a lot less rain involved, and there is no way in hell that I would hold a ghetto blaster over my head for the entire duration of a Peter Gabriel song, let alone play a Peter Gabriel song for a girl. If I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen, I wouldn't dwell on it, I would probably write a hate song about her with said pen. That's how I roll.
I travel a whole lot. I have friends all over the globe, and I'm slowly trying to visit them all, but I wind up visiting some more than others. For those of you who I am talking about, don't worry, I'll get to you.
I am an audiophile. I collect all sorts of music, and I am one of the handful of people that I know that can say "I listen to everything", and fully mean it. I should have bought stock in indie record stores years ago. That's how nerdy I am about it. If I were asked if I wanted my soulmate, or the greatest record collection of all time, I would pick the records. I can pleasure myself.
My life isn't all that bad. I have a nice house with a "Boom Boom" room (for all you Cribs watchers). I have a job and band that I love more than anything, and the best friends that money can buy. What do you have?
I play in a local band called The PirkQlaters. We've been around for 8 years (Jesus!), and keep on trucking. We tour a lot, and I have had the greatest moments, and have met some of the greatest musicians, that I have ever had in my life. Line up changes happen, I'm aware of this, but we have a drum tech in jail, and a sweet, ska lovin guitar tech that's goofy with a Physics degree. Beat that. Your tour buddies have nothing on Caz Partslig.
I would love to meet anybody. I'm pretty blunt, and overweight. Whatever. I like to work a lot, and I play even harder when the time is right. Write me if you give a shit. Whatever.

My Interests

Music, Punk, Ska, Rock, Roll, Rasta, Metal of all forms, Hip Hop
My bands: PirkQlaters, Popadapolis, and hopefully one day...Horcrux

Tattoos
Adult Beverages
Adult Movies
Cigarettes
Cynicism
Casa De Funke
Sparks

Joey Diamonds
People Iced: One
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Twenty Two
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: Boopsie
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME


I'd like to meet:

Hank Williams, Buddy Holly, Mick Jagger, George Harrison, Wayne Kramer, Chuck Palahniuk, and multiple other cynical drunks that could give two shits about themselves or anyone else.

Music:

The Aggrolites
Tim Armstrong
Rancid
Madness
The Specials
The Clash
The Format
The Toasters
The English Beat Rhoda Dakar
Amy Winehouse

Movies:

Anything Horror
Pulp Fiction
Nightmare Before Christmas
Star Wars
Amelie
Music Documentaries
Porn
Michael Moore
Anything by John Hughes
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Lonesome Blues
Old School
Talledega Nights

Television:

Heroes
Lost
Studio 60
Conan O'Brien
Family Guy
Deadwood
Spongebob Squarepants
The OC

Books:

I was talking with someone the other day that pointed out that people put authors on their page to make themselves really smart, when actually they are dumbasses. So, instead of putting authors up there, I will show what I am reading now...

King Dork

My Blog

Like a band of gypsies...

I find it funny that a week and a half of an entire lifetime could make someone so happy, yet completely unfulfilled at the same time.C-Bass and I went on the tentatively titled "Tegan and Sara Tour 2...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:59:00 PST

So, I guess this is bragging time...

If people have no idea, we have just sent off the contracts to have "Bi-Poland" on the new Warren Miller movie, "Playground". This is a huge deal for me n the Pirks... especially since our US tour is...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST

Tour blog, and whatnot..

Here's the stories that I have, as far as the last 2 weeks are concerned...Took off towards one Las Vegas, Nevada, where we were welcomed with open arms by the Hoss House, Chicago Rob, and company. We...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

The truth according to the PirkQlaters

Welp, it's about that time again. Hitting the road for another tour. This time we get to promote the shit out of the "Last Stand" record. The first show at the Bouquet was fantastic. The fact that "I,...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:31:00 PST

For the benefit of Officer Cormier...

Here's the story, folks, as well as what your tax dollars are paying for.Although the charge on the site says "Excretion of Human Waste", the ticket still says "Urinating in Public". If I knew that I ...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

Correction on the last blog...

I've known said "girlfriend" for a while now, but it is not said douchebag's girlfriend. My bad.P.S. Just saw Only Crime at Grove Street. 5 punk rock legends in one band. All of you who didn't go miss...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST

You feel good about yourself, you stupid fuck?

Seriously, you should have left it with your girlfriend saying, "I have nothing to say to you".If you have no idea about past events, then why even bring them up?I was havng such a nice night, until y...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

2006 Top Ten Albums, and the Year in Review

I guess I should start off with my favorite records of the year...1. My Chemical Romance: The Black Parade. I know, I know. I sound like a 15 year old girl, but this album was fucking amazing. Maybe I...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:35:00 PST

Huh...

Everyday is passing quickly like a bullet train And time is not impressed with your complaints Try moving faster just to get ahead of everyone your misconceived beliefs are killing you faster than any...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:57:00 PST

I spent the majority of my shift stalking JohnO...

Creepy? I think so. I came across his page tonight at work, and decided to go over his blogs. I always appreciate your writings, sir. Cheers to cynicism... I haven't put anything up to date on here in...
Posted by Ryan Sampson aka Jimmy Hackeysack on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST