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There is a 98% chance I'll think you're a walking infectious fucking gash unless I've told you otherwise. Or if your name is Kris Stencel and you share glorious nuggets of knowledge with me, such as this...
Buy Ambeeka's shit.
My common law husband does Jiu-Jitsu or some shit and can kick your ass. Not mine though, that's what we call domestic violence.
One time I wouldn't let this kid girlfriend me up so he went on a 30 hour heroin binge. I seriously wish I was kidding.
1) A Russian broad so I can get her to say "moose and squirrel". [ACCOMPLISHED 10/13/07]
2) Band bunnies, douchebags and love gypsies need not apply.
3) John Heywood, so P and I can destroy him.
4) Someone whose alter ego is worse than Chuck, the frat boy.
They may not be the most talented or have the best hygiene...but I support my pals below.
I burst into spontaneous dance party and dance like Buddy Holly going into an epileptic seizure.
TCM
Starwars
Skeezy porn trying to have a plot
Old kung fu flicks
Subtitled - mainly Japanese horror and Brazillian anything.
I'm very aware that my dorketry level is at least fifteen points higher than yours. Proof? I own CounterStrike.
Arrested Development was the most brilliant show created next to The Three Stooges and Scrubs.
Anything talking about forensic pathology.
Step 1: Acknowledge Maxim is a magazine, not a book
Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers.
Torso: Eliot Ness and The Search For A Psychopathic Killer.
Severed: The True Story of the Black Dahlia
The Black Dahlia Files: the mob, the mogul and the murder that transfixed Los Angeles. [fuck you for coming out with a flick, Hollywood. Now I have to deal with a bunch of fuck tards pretending they know jack shit about the case, when in reality they're basing their entire opinion off an extremely loosely based flick that couldn't be farther off.]
Jackdaws
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
I stole the Da Vinci Code from work and have read 3 pages, and it induced vomitting.
Everything World War II related I've read...I have a rather unhealthy obsession with World War II.
1 - Popeye the sailor.
2 - One armed James.
3 - Flick Clairet.
4 - Jordan Johnson.
5 - Scumbag Ryan.
6 - Eliot Ness.