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Kikkoman Soy Sauce

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm an ambulance driver. I won't try to confuse you with overly important names or titles. Just a driver. I'm in medic class now so that someday I might actually be able to make a difference. Hopefully I advance far enough to being a fireman out in one of the counties. Other than that, I like Pokemon, macarroni art, Magic the Gathering, Grey's Anatomy, and Dance Dance Revolution.

My Interests

St Louis Blues, English Premier League, and balloon art

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Portman, Eva Mendes, Salma Hayek, and Keira Knightly (pre-annorexia) preferrably all at once

Music:

Hard to heavy rock.

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Movies:

Comedies or sci-fi. I like horror/gore movies too

Television:

Adult Swim on Cartoon Network, Daily Show, and Colbert Report.

Books:

Only if they are on tape

My Blog

Whom to Marry or Not

Well, I'm sitting here putting all my songs into my computer so I can transfer them to my iPod and right now I'm loading up Pearl Jam's Vitalogy cd. I forgot how entertaining the inside is. The foll...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST

I Quit

My apologies to all of you, the 4 to 5 that actually read my blogs regularly, but I quit.  I'm done working at T-Mobile and that is where I do about 99% of my blogs.  I know this really shit...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:36:00 PST

The Sexual Contract As Negotiated By Lawyers

In an age when people are sue-crazy and you're always having to find ways to cover your ass, it is now necessary to have lawyers negotiate any sexual conduct. Don't believe me? Well, here is the edu...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:54:00 PST

Cool Shootings

The following blog has been lifted from the tshirthell.com newsletter I get every month. I found it entertaining.We all know school shootings are awesome. I'm not here to argue that. But I think we c...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:49:00 PST

An atheist video

The following is a video from 2002 at an atheist rally. These people are a little militaristic and have obvious contempt for religion but it's still funny. It's a satire I guess. Anyways, view at y...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:14:00 PST

Harry Potter Told Me To Shoot My Classmates

Laura Mallory is my new favorite Christian zealot, at least for the week.  Fred Phelps made a strong push for my ire by saying that the Amish girls were killed because a Pennsylvania congres...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:06:00 PST

Bush Quotes

Our president is a goldmine of retarded, half thought out, and sometimes cryptic quotes.  I thought I'd post some, kind of like I did with the Pat Robertson blogs.  I find myself laughing at...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:09:00 PST

I'm Running For Office

Alright you bunch of numbskulls, I'm running for office and I need your help.  This isn't for alderman, mayor, or governor..........I want the presidency.  I think it's about time that the A...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:12:00 PST

Polygamy

I watched a show on Discovery or TLC the other night about polygamy in the U.S.  Now, before I get to my opinion on this subject, you must understand that "polygamy in the U.S." should actua...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST

Kids in Focus

This is going to be a radical departure from my usual blogging themes, although it does involve children and I've blogged about them many times.  This one is going to be serious, though, so if yo...
Posted by Kikkoman Soy Sauce on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:12:00 PST