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Anastasia Beaverhausen

What's the matter kid? Dontcha like clowns? Aren't we fuking funny?

About Me

First off...I'm not a fricking friend collector. So unless you're a band of substance, or someone I will actually talk to, don't add me! If you're a band that sucks, I sure as hell won't add you so you can get some recognition, so step off negro! Moving on...well my hobbies include, but are not limited to ...running over small children, and the elderly, cleaning my weapons, and plotting how I will take over the world. Music ( metal, rock, hard rock, some hard core), tattoo's and piercings are fun. And boys who are into all three are fun as well . I enjoy being a demanding bitch, watching indies, being in the occasional drunken stupor, harassing my loved ones, sticking pins in the voodoo dolls of my hated ones, And just being the all mighty DOODLES!
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?That is so me!

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My Interests

Hanging with my bitches, my handsome boy Brian, Music, concerts, leprechauns, aliens, poppin pills on occasion, forensic science, being a smarty pants, debates about anything and everything, the human body, twigs and berries, anime porn, flexi straws, curley fries, movies, watching squirrels pork, playing pool, pretending I know how to play darts, walking aimlessly through the city, or driving when I get my grubby mitts on a car, smooching, cuddling, or smacking the crap out of eachother. Whatever works for you. Tattooes, piercings (Just added septum ring to my collection, along with ones that shall remain nameless.

I'd like to meet:

Santa clause and the Tooth Fairy. Ask her why I got so jipped!

Music:

NaNuchKa, Pantera, Esthero, Slayer, Megadeth, Deathcab For Cutie, Overkill, Pennywise, Incubus, Danzig, Dope, Stabbing Westward, Killswitch Engage, Slipknot, Shadows Fall, System of a Down, One Minute Silence, Shai Hulud, Blood Red, Rush, Queensryche, Tool, Disturbed, fear factory, otep, 311, Finger Eleven, the crow soundtrack, hedwig and the angry inch sountrack, 40 Below Summer, a static lullabye, AIC, Mudvayne, Our Lady Peace, POD, Snot, QOTSA, Avenged Sevenfold, The Cure, VNV Nation, Dark New Day, Katatonia, She Wants Revenge, Joy Division, The Smiths, In Flames, Spine Shank, Staind, Tom Petty, Tori Amos, Union Underground, The Urge, A Perfect Circle, Afghan Whigs, And you Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Billy Joel, Black Label Society, Apoptygma Berzerk, Ozzy, Blind Melon, Clutch, Downpour, Double Drive, Melissa Dye, Ghoulspoon, Lacuna Coil, Siouxie and the Banshees, DeVision, Smashing Pumpkins,...and the list shall continue!

Movies:

Fall, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, romper Stomper, Sleepaway Camp, Puppet Master, Undead, Evil Dead, Once Were Warriors, Garden State, Good Fellas, American history X, Prom Night, Tales from the Crypt, Fright Night, Seven, Creep show, Halloween, Cat's Eye, Trilogy of Terror, Motel Hell, High Tension, May, Hellraiser, The Gate, Demons, Nightmare Before Christmas, High Fidelity, anything with John Cusack, Anything Disney, Shrek, Anything gross and bloody with brains, brains, BRAINS!

Television:

Family Guy, ER, Adult Swim, Dirty Jobs, Top Chef (Those who can not do, watch).

Books:

I'm a flexible gal. Not really a fan of anything too deep. I don't think my mental harddrive can handle it. I love renaissance lit, mystery, Kafka, Chuck Palahniuk...

Heroes:

My daddy. Or at least the one my mom said was my daddy.

My Blog

To my "friends"...

I don't give a damn what kind of hard life you had, how bad people have treated you...blah blah blah...you call yourself my friend, act like one. Back stabbing leads to an ass beating or me telling yo...
Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

Ode to Amsterjam, and making merry!

Here's to Jamba sharts, smoking fatties with strangers, being a herpes phobe (Danny boy), LL Cool J's lip lickin, morons breakin a pit during FF (my personal fave...go to a real pit you pansies!), Oth...
Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:34:00 PST