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KittenPants

I wish the goblins would come & take you away. . .

About Me

Several Years Ago Chrissy Said This Would Be A Way To Use Up Time. Right Now I work at Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, please if you plan to stalk me be nonviolent about it. . . Staying With My Parents, thinking that taking 2 classes for a second and a third culinary degree sounds both expensive and slightly unnecessary and watching my old friends and little sisters all get married.I cook for a living. 10 - 13 hour days are my regular schedule. I've come to expect a bunch or bullshit between front of the house and the kitchen yet I continue to be amazed at the extent of it in some places. I've worked the country clubs, the bars, a vegan/vegetarian new age hideaway in the mountians, the arenas and the catering routes. I've gotten burns, scrapes, stitches, and scars doing what I tell myself I love to do. But what happens when I burn out? Good lord I've just begun this phase of my career and already I get asked what will I do later? When I'm 'too old' or for that matter too broken - tendon-itis in my shoulders, hands and wrist not to mention my feet- awesome right? When will I 'settle down' have babies and get a regular job? the only answer I have: Fuck if I know.I Once Spent The Day Returning My Cds To Their Proper Cases And Discovering Which Cds Are Forever Lost In The Void, As Well As Tring To Sell The Ones I Wish Had Been Sucked Into It.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net I adopted a cute lil' October birthstone fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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My Interests

I am a chef and I am very intrested in food. Vegan and vegetarian foods that taste good are a big deal to me as well as organic/free range meats. It's sad really how much I dwell on this but food should be good and taste good and be made by someone who cares. Gardening and plants are also becomeing less of a hobby and more of an obsession, especially my tomato plants. I'm Tattooed, I think mine are beautiful and I wouldn't remove them or cover them up for any reason or any person ever for me it's more than trendy it's powerful. I also knit. . .I'm attempting to set back the feminist movement one opressive step at a time. . . . I love music, well I like noise. No sound is just so empty and bothers me to no end. I like kitty cats inspite of their attitude problems. I read random books, cook books, novels, biographys, almost anything. I am intrested in holistic medicine and living but I find it hard to keep up with all the facts.

I'd like to meet:

People who are intresting yet also have a myspace page.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Someone to go out to diffrent places to eat and try things that aren't on the Applebee's/Chilis/TGI Fridays menu.I generally get along well with other people who get along with people.

Music:

I listen to music. I'll listen to just about anything except the following: Bjork, Radiohead, the band with gweneth paltrow's husband in it, queens of the stone age, any chanting music, and pearl jam just because I'm over that whole eddie vedder thing from when i was 12, yet every day because my page mentions Pearl Jam I see sponsered links to 'totally awesome ring tones. . . cause EvenFlow is what I want to hear when the phone rings. . not likely.

Movies:

If Kevin Smith Is Involved In Any Way I'm Gonna Watch It In The Theater, Buy The DvD, Buy The Special Edition and Memorize The Commentary Track
Star Wars Horoscope for Scorpio
You are a powerful character.
You tend to be possessive and lusty - which explains your greedy nature.
You feel threatened when people try to order you around or control you.
You are prone to suspicion and jealousy - but your resilience and passion get you what you want.

Star wars character you are most like: Han Solo What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Television:

its on cause Im annoyed by silence and I pawned my stereo many years ago to fuel a bad habit.

Books:

I read alot. I however hate useing the library.

Heroes:

I belive in love, happiness and good people. I also belive that knowing all of that in your life can be hard.

My Blog

SomeBitch

so here's the thing. . having recently become unemployeed I accepted an on again off again spot at a place I worked like 4 years ago , seems like people are forgetting I dont know all the 'new ways' a...
Posted by KittenPants on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:28:00 PST

Ah Tuesday.

So today I go to work, punch in, show justin how to dice the tomatos at his resquest, got a cutting board and went to take chicken out of the freezer, when the chef told me he need to chat. . into the...
Posted by KittenPants on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:48:00 PST

I got my Blanket Back

There is this odd trend I noticed again today that I sort of doubt other poeple have. . . and here now I will explain it. I have once again seen a new grilfriend or fiance or wife of a guy I used to d...
Posted by KittenPants on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

On the verge of going Super Nova. . . .

I cant belive how angery I get. I get so mad that I cant control myself. Little things are setting me off. . . maybe it's like cabin fever but everything is making me want to smash things. Nothing is ...
Posted by KittenPants on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:41:00 PST

I'm not even supposed to be here today. . . .

so i am at work right now and ive decided i aint doing shit. this place stinks like meldew or mold or something else of the wet/gross variaty. none of the dishes were put away. none of the outdated fo...
Posted by KittenPants on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:22:00 PST

It's Pie with Chips. . for Free

I am very drunk right now and I wish I was somewhere else. I havent been drunk since new years, not like this. I had a few drinks on the last day of class but I was eatting and pacing it all out. Toni...
Posted by KittenPants on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:44:00 PST

Up to 50% Morphine by volume

Why can't I find properly fitting underpants?? I swear why is it so difficult to make ones that cover the ass, dont stick out of my pants 5 inches, dont roll down or cut into my hips?Also why must the...
Posted by KittenPants on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:33:00 PST

I hate shoes. . . seriously

Today my Birkies cracked. I've had then for 4 years and they were expensive. I'm pissed because I dont want to buy another pair, I had no intention of having to buy another pair for many more years. B...
Posted by KittenPants on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:33:00 PST

Gorilla Munch, vegan cookie dough, Jam Dots, tofurkey and tatzeki

It's strange to live here. In michigan where I grew up , where I currently reside, there is no feeling of actual belonging. When I lived in the mountians I could sit in the orange arm chair on my...
Posted by KittenPants on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:27:00 PST

Rubber Cement, Hot Sauce,highliters, Salt and Chop Sticks

So Tommrow Morning I give my life and any potential freetime to the culinary gods. The season opens and the kitchen opens and my 13 hour days begin. This summer however I'm not going out with an alcho...
Posted by KittenPants on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:44:00 PST