CHUMLEY

"Lo, there do I see my Father... Lo, there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers... Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning... Lo, they do call to me... They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, Where the brave may live... Forever." ~~~~ Myspace Contact Tables
"Thanks to all the Men and Women in the Armed Forces, Law Enforcement, Firefighters, Doctors, Nurses, Waitresses, Cooks, the Lady who Washes the Dishes, the Men who dig the Ditches, the Girl who Dances, and the Young in Heart Who Still Rock and Rolls"...I Salute You!
Why are most of my Friends here Ladies! I've been asked this question many times, the answer is simple. I know what Men think, I'm a Man. I'm Married. I'm here to meet people, have fun, not just send glitter words of sweetie and honey!...ok I do that...see...I'm a Man! I love to see your smiles and send ya funny stuff. You have more interesting blogs and some of you I've become close to. I'm a Heterol, heteral, ( Dammit) not a gay guy... I'm not looking to hook up, yes I flirt sometimes...thats the Man thing again...but I'm not into the guys here...Lance or Tad sending me "Good Morning Sunshine" just ain't working. I do like the Glitter Girls fellows if ya do send something. I'm not homophobic for sure. I have Gay friends and trust me they aren't wearing boa's to my house either. They do buy the beer (good Stuff with fancy names) from places like, well it starts with four consonants ok! Most of the Women I know here are Married, Divorced (Been There-Done That), Single, BI and just want Friends. I can understand that more, so I can relate to that better. Most of my Guy Friends are married...I don't have a friend that I havn't known for ten years or more...most of them over thirty years...I live in a small town. I want to meet "NEW" people...So that why most of my Friends here on myspace are Women. It's not that I don't do the guys thing here, but if I have browse and meet new people...I'm not going to ADDFRIEND that LONGTONGUEGUY or MAKEYOUWETGUY...ok ...Thanks Ladies for the "Holding the camera phone over the Head" pics, they make my day... P.S. The Guys on my friends list are special to me in a non homophobic, wear a towel in the gym kind of way! Sorry Guys
...Bring on the Dancing Girls!
I Really Don't Care What You Do In Your Bedroom, That's Between You And Your Partner. But Really, Do You Need a Gay Pride Parade To Remind Me "How You Have Sex?" Just Hold Hands, I'll Get The Picture.