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The VANDALS ~ JORDAN P!!

What......?........you mean.............no sexytime??????

About Me



Layout by CoolChaser Background from flickr userWell....where to start!!!a man of many talents, and even more stories!!!I'm sure the majority of you already know the craic with me infamous rise to stardom!! But i'll fill a few gaps in for you...I launched my own night on the world..M.W.A.H - Mashed, Wasted and Horny! (myspace.com/mwah_party) about a year ago now, was a great success but ive not done any MWAH partys this year as im looking for the right venue, and not on a bleeding Sunday either!!!I'm completely and utterly dedicated to enjoying myself no matter where i am or what i'm doing. I would say that 99% of my life is lived in a happy go lucky manner that means if im not smiling, taking the piss, or having the piss taken, then im probably asleep! Ive got an absolutely massive and totally different group of people who im proud to call my friends, and i love everyone of them (save for the ones that do my tits in!)Had a few ups and downs in my life and ive started living on the philosophy that whatever your doing, try to do it with a big fat smile on your boat race. You only have to take a look at Tilllate to see the funny faces i pull to know how much i love "having it!"As a youngster it was all about football. I truely believed i was destined for great things and even today i still think back as to what "could-have-been", but as ive grown up (only age wise!) things have changed and now my main passion in life is women. I mean music! haha! No, it really is music!I really hit the club scene hard and met some truely amazing people along the way, take a bow Big Dave, Big Danny, Jay, Tim, Marv, Gaz...you all know who you are!Right now is an exciting time for me as my DJ talent is now coming to the forefront...ive only been on the wheels for about 8 months, but ive imprssed a few people...ive now joined forces with the flawless Jason C, to form the Vandals...a DJ collaboration that YOU WILL be seeing more of in 2008.My style of music is a bouncey house music, nic basslies, groovy vocals, just pure bounce really....i like to call it terrace house in honour of some of the best nights on Bushies Terrace.. Myself and Jason have got a wide range of mix cds done now so if you want one to get ready to on a saturday, give me a shout....And now for the bad news (for you ladies out there anyways!!!) for i am well and truely off the market, and have been for some time!! And even worse, i hope that it stays like this for the next, forever!! Yup, living a dreamily happy existence with the love of my life Rohanna in our beautful house, with our really booootiful rabbit, Mr Muggles...and for all you HMPs out there, im still GHETTO deep down!!!Id like to think that i am an approachable type of bloke, and so if you do see me when your out, you should buy me a drink, i mean come say hi and ask what drink i want hahaha!! Nah, i love making new friends and if you dont know me already then come say hello and help me write the next chapter of whats already been an interesting book!!!I hope that whoever reads this appreciates my thoughts, have a good un, and keep smiling x

My Interests

Get Your Own! | View Slideshow its all about having the weekender, best night in the world would be Bushwackers and once upon a time Below! Love me footy, Villa to the end! And have a penchante for getting tattoed up! Sorry mom!!

I'd like to meet:


Create your own friendquiz hereAbsolutely anybody who thinks they might make my life that tiny bit more interesting, especially if you live in the Birmingham area, as i think its hilarious when your out and people are doing the Myspace Eye Up...."thats him/her off myspace...." haha - we've all done it!! I'd also love for people who i've met on a night out to drop by and re-affirm their names as i can never remember the morning after! And this is now becoming a slight problem!! haha As for famous people, id like to meet any of them and then show them that i really dont give a flying fooook that they're famous cuz novody in the world parties like me and my clan so they can either join in, or go bollox!!! (this didnt quite work when i tried to talk to Calvin Harris whilst in the middle of sinking feeling!!)But seriously, id like to meet Becks, Mandela, Howard Marks, Pablo Escobar, er.....i havent thought this bit through to be honest so ill leave it at that! Actually, id like to meey Jesus as well, he seems to have it pretty sweet!and now that i have msn, why not msn me on [email protected] - no wierdo's please, i have enough of them in my top friends hahaha................................or why not check me out on everybodys favourite photo website Tilllate,.com........you can find me on http://uk.tilllate.com/jordinhio ....................so give me some positive karma nd have a laught at my funny face pulling exploits that are 2nd to none!

Music:

Getting it .. styleee!!Massive influences from Big Dave, Big Danny at the If..Saturday AfterParty, Below, and the Moneypenny's family. Watch this space............... My musical tastes are quite vaired, going from Minimal Techno, Detroit Techno, Dirty House, Electro House. Jackin House, Proper Hose Music, R'n'B, hip hop, Motown, Soul, de la soul, P.diddy (Legend), Biggie, Roots, J7, the Killers, Joe Hunt, Most Speed Garage (Whomp Whompers) the list goes onAdd my MWAH DSI group

Movies:

Get Your Own! | View SlideshowHuman Traffic (i should've been in that film!) Lock Stock, Snatch, Layer Cake, Forrest Gump, The Business, Shawshank Redemption, The Waterboy, Mr Deeds, Big Daddy

Television:

Would much rather be out dancing the night away than watchin the shite they serve up these days. (Unless the footys on)

Books:

Love Jeffrfey Archer,Pauolo Coehloe (check spelling!) John Grisham and any mahoosive adventure books

Heroes:

David Beckham, Ray Winstone, Howard Marks, My Parents, Big John, Big Danny Kane, Big Dave

My Blog

My DJ Name

As you may or may not know....there is a bad boy DJ on the way to take over Brum........   All you have to do, is wait for him to land, and in the meantime, send me any ideas for my DJ name over....
Posted by The VANDALS ~ JORDAN P!! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

The Next M.W.A.H

M.W.A.H's back for 2007, (25th Feb, Mono Bar), with a quite unbelievable line up, all challenging to be the King (or Queen) of M.W.A.H, with Paul Thomas making his M.W.A.H debut, in a line u...
Posted by The VANDALS ~ JORDAN P!! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

Honesty Quiz (honestly)

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?grey2. Honestly, whats on your mind?a girl3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?wasting time!4. Honestly, do you think you are attractive? Yes 5. Honestly...
Posted by The VANDALS ~ JORDAN P!! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST

Love Survey

love survey Body: Q: Is there someone who you like at the moment?A: Yes, a bit tooo much i feelQ: Have you ever given or been given roses?A: of courseQ: What is your all-time favorite romance mov...
Posted by The VANDALS ~ JORDAN P!! on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:53:00 PST

And the Award for.......

And the award for.... IT'S THE 2006 AWARDS!! AS WE LOOK BACK UPON 2006, WHAT MEMORIES WILL STICK? AND WHICH WON'T LAST PAST THE 1ST OF JANUARY '07? LET'S FIND OUT, YEAH?...1) Drinking Buddy of...
Posted by The VANDALS ~ JORDAN P!! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST

Funny Stories From My Life

As anyone who knows me will already know, ive had quite an interesting life, to say the least!!!  Thats not me being vain and conceited, thats me telling it how it is! A friend of mine said to me...
Posted by The VANDALS ~ JORDAN P!! on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:17:00 PST

M.W.A.H's XxXmas Mash UP!

This Blog is about one thing, and one thing only....M.W.A.H - Mashed, Wasted, & Horny.. Thats right, its back on the 17th December for an absolutely massive Christmas Celebration...once again M.W....
Posted by The VANDALS ~ JORDAN P!! on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST