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About Me

Born in Bellevue Nebraska! Yea that's right, I'm a fuckin Husker! Moved around a lot. Dad was in the Airforce. Lived in The Phillipines, Yokota Japan, Anniston Alabama, Colorado Springs Colorado, San Antonio, Wichita Falls Texas, and now presently residing in New Jersey!!! I'm divorced. Life's a bitch and then you divorce one! Ha Ha just kidding. We still get along great. I have 2 great kids. Couldn't want anything else in life, except winning 200 million dollars from the mega millions! Not looking for any relationships any time soon. Just too much work. Anyway, I'm just an ordinary guy who likes to play my guitar, write songs and record them. I'm not a professional, but I did audition for Richard Marx in 86 or 87 in Japan. It was just for TV appearances and performances I think. Didn't get the gig, his manager said I was too Metal! What ever. The guy they picked looked just like Tony Iommi from Black Sabbath. Go figure. Anyway, don't send me chain letters saying that you are gonna die if you don't send this out in 15 min. Because I'll delete Yo Ass! Sorry, but I don't need the extra stress in my life. I guess there's more about me I could say, but it's 12:21am and I have to get to porn surfin...just kidding...as long as it's free! another joke!!! Later Bitches!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone on my friends list, if I haven't already. A real Alien. You know, from another planet.
Miami Ink @ Jet
- NapkinNights.com - Las Vegas Nightlife

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Cool Slideshows

My Blog

Blu By U - Tim Fricke (Intrumental)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1ELWoZ5A6c My take on some blues. Not very good at it. Just thought I'd give it a shot.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:34:00 GMT

KISS - Cold Gin (Cover)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d39R6e86Y This is my cover on one of my favorite KISS songs.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:27:00 GMT

The Chokeslam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G0jsmzMIug My godson!
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:35:00 GMT

BME Pain Olympics Reaction

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Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 20:39:00 GMT

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF....

..TR> Ok, so I go to the 7-11 to pick up a pack of Marlboro Methol Lights and this guy behind me says "yea, I'll have a box of MAGNUM condoms please". I wanted to turn around and say "Ha, what ever m...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 22:39:00 GMT