Knowledge |
When I was a kid I wanted to know everything. My reasoning was, if I knew everything, then I could make bets with other kids that I knew everything, and when they'd throw a curveball at me like What's...
Posted by Galen on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:51:00 PST |
Nachos |
I don't know if this is a universal thing or not, but when you eat a Cool Ranch Dorito chip, do you sometimes lick the flavoring off of them before you bite into it? I do that. I don't know why. It's ...
Posted by Galen on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST |
Bitch! I'm too gangsta! |
So I'm cruising in my '94 Cutlass, blasting Vanessa Carlton's rockin' smash hit "A Thousand Miles," when it suddenly occurs to me: "Am I too gangsta? Am I too hardcore and menacing for this world...
Posted by Galen on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST |
Osmosis Jones G-man style |
Sometimes I think I'm just a spaceship operated by a tiny team of cellular adventurers. I imagine a microscopic Captain Kirk hunkered deep down inside me, commanding his crew of neurons and hormones t...
Posted by Galen on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:45:00 PST |
When I Draw... |
You know how when rock stars play the guitar they make all sorts of funny faces cuz they're really into it? Well, when I draw I do the same thing. When I sketch I got that easy breezy too cool f...
Posted by Galen on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:14:00 PST |
When I Was Little |
When I was little I thought adults had it made. They were much bigger, first of all, and they had all this cash to buy all the candy and toys they wanted. They went to these mysterious things called "...
Posted by Galen on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:30:00 PST |
On Suffering |
You gotta wonder about suffering. Like, why is it even here? Who let this crap into the universe? Aren't there like, karmic bouncers patrolling the space-time continuum, making sure a nuisance like su...
Posted by Galen on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:12:00 PST |
The Good Old Days |
When I was a kid I occupied myself trying to invent the web-slinging wristband that Spider-Man wore. Naturally this required one wrist watch, one plastic spoon, and several ounces of magical webbing f...
Posted by Galen on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:24:00 PST |
everyone says |
They say honesty is the best policy. Happiness is the best revenge. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And laughter is the best medicine. They say ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is power. Nec...
Posted by Galen on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST |
Let Freedom Ring |
I have a dream that this nation will lay down that boogie and play that funky music till we die. So let freedom ring from the Hollywood sign in Tinseltown. Let freedom ring from the Sears Tower in the...
Posted by Galen on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST |
