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About Me

Hmmm, let's see. In some ways I am like every other girl on the planet. I love going shopping, getting my hair and nails done, buying underwear that are way too expensive for the length of time they will actually be on me, and all of that stuff is even better if somebody's buying it for me. I am a girly girl in every sense of the word. At the same time though, I am a die hard Southern girl. I can go to Chick-Fil-A and turn it into an event, I can go mud bogging with the best of them, and I totally believe there are still gentlemen out there that know how to treat a Southern girl right. Oh yeah, and the other wonderful thing about being Southern is that when you are hungry, I can cook pretty much anything you want, although having me fry things and bake stuff turns out better. Who doesn't like a chick that cooks when she has a kitchen available?
And since this has been following me my entire life...I am really shy around people when I first meet them. Some people think I'm being snobby or bitchy, but I really am just shy. Blame it on bad social skills or something. But once I am comfortable I can be hella fun to hang out with. I don't really do the club scene, because I have worked in a club for so long, I have better shit to do than get drunk and act like a dumbass. No offense if you like that shit, I'm just not the girl you're going to go out with 5 nights a week. I am down for pretty much anything else. Movies? I'm there. Sports on TV all weekend? Fuck yeah. Sea World to steal some penguins? If it's not hot, I'm down for that. Seriously, I have gone on dates to Wal-Mart (back home in GA), you can't do anything but upgrade from that, right? I think that's it at the moment...
PLEASE READ THIS! IF YOU READ NOTHING ELSE ON THIS PROFILE, READ THIS MESSAGE. IT'S NOT TO BE BITCHY, BUT DAMN YA'LL, HELP A CHICK OUT.
Do NOT message me to try and "hook up" with me. It ain't gonna happen, I don't care if your dick is made of gold and you can do things to me that have never been done before, it's annoying and it isn't going to work on me.
I am also NOT a hooker. I don't do "privates". Stripper does not equal hooker. No, offering me a bunch of money isn't going to get you in my pants.
I will not send you free stuff.(Pictures, Polaroids, magazines, etc.). I have to pay for the stuff I have, so if you want a picture or something, don't ask for a free one. I don't come to your job and ask for free shit, do the same for me. If I want to give you free stuff you'll know it.
Don't try and advertise your band/book/website/other stuff in my comment box. I won't approve them. I'm not a billboard, and I don't do it to you. The only things I WILL approve are for people I actually know or people I have worked with.
Alright, that's all. See it was quick and painless wasn't it?
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My Interests

Going to new places, shopping (duh), dancing, photography, learning new things, reading cheesy novels, causing trouble, playing on the internet when I should be working, working (I'm addicted to my job. Seriously.), lame sappy girl stuff, sleeping all day when the mood strikes me, organizing random things, and other weird shit that you have to be with me to understand.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I would like to meet people who do not judge me for what my career choice happens to be, anybody that can love me even though I'm kinda crazy, anybody that has something intelligent to say, and anybody that likes me for 'me'. Simon Lebon from Duran Duran. Justin Timberlake, I can't help it, he's hot in the most amazing way. I've lusted him since I was like 14. And God, not Jesus, God. (Anybody who knows me well enough already knows the Jesus on the overpass story). Oh yeah, and Wayne Newton, because he has penguins, like, he OWNS penguins and they live at his home. I want some damn penguins! Ooooh, I would want to meet anybody that can get me some penguins. I can't think of anybody else right now.

Music:

I like 80's music for the most part. Inxs, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, you get the idea. Yes that makes me a dork, but I am ok with that. I would rather like really happy music instead of stuff that is pissed off at the world. I also like some rap, it depends on my mood, and Justin Timberlake too. Sorry, I so am NOT going to actually type down all the bands I like, that is kinda lame.

Movies:

Ok, I have ADD. For me to actually sit through a WHOLE movie is almost impossible. Seriously, I start to fidget and look around at everybody instead of watching what I paid 9 bucks to see. I did watch a movie at the science museum in Syracuse and it was fun, but only because it was under water and I was there with a friend who laughed with me more than half the movie. (Coral porn! Baby seals! Penguins! Long story...) But other than that, if it is not on HBO so I can watch bits and pieces, it isn't going to be seen. Well, that's not true, every once in a while I can actually sit still for more than 20 minutes, but it's really rare. Maybe if you lace my popcorn with my ADD pills...but that's a gamble. I may start to organize the theatre instead of watching the damn movie.

Television:

I watch tons of reality TV. It's like crack, I can't help it! I watch American Idol, Survivor, Rock of Love, Celebrity Fit Club, pretty much anything gets at least one chance with me. If I like it I keep watching. Other than that I watch ALL of the CSI's, because CBS has a great training program for people who want to get away with crimes and such. Who doesn't want to learn how to kill people in all kinds of creative ways? I watch alot of VH1, it is what I fall asleep to every night. Yep, I just admitted I sleep with the TV on or I can't sleep. I'm afraid of the dark, and that makes me feel a little bit better. Make fun of me for it, see how far it gets you, I'm a big baby and I'll totally admit that.

Books:

I'm a stripper, don't you know that I'm dumb? Actually, I read all the time. The books don't even have to have pictures in them for me to understand them. That's some scary shit, ain't it?

Heroes:

All I can think of is anybody that is there for me no matter what, and loves me unconditionally. Or somebody crazier than me. Where are those people hiding, is there a special place that I'm not aware of? Really, send them my way.

My Blog

Dont toss my cookies, or my pants.

So&.I just want to say that Levaquin does NOT contain gold, children’s souls, or anything else technically considered ’precious’. It sucks and didn’t work worth a damn to cure ...
Posted by Candice on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:38:00 PST

These magic pills contain small children’s souls...

Ever notice that I write when I’m sick, can’t sleep, or haven’t taken my ADD meds in 6 days? Today it’s because I’m sick, but fuck it, I’m writing. (There are only ...
Posted by Candice on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:32:00 PST

Back when I was a baby stripper...

When I was a baby stripper, I used to be the 'crazy' one at the clubs I house danced at. I had a short temper and an even shorter tolerance for stupid people. I was the girl that would rather tell you...
Posted by Candice on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:16:00 PST

Tripping kids in stores and buying baby lotion. My typical Wednesday afternoon.

The people at Wal-Mart think I'm insane. They're right, but I honestly do feel strange when they look at me funny when I'm checking out. I go to Wal-Marts all over the country, but trust me; I'm not g...
Posted by Candice on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:41:00 PST

Wow, it’s been a year...

I've been floating around this country on my own for a year now. Yep, a full year. I never thought that I would be able to spend that much time on my own, much less have fun doing it. I counted, and i...
Posted by Candice on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

Do you see what I see? It's the interstate system in Tennesse. (Highway blog part 2)

TENNESSEE Ok, I can't hate on Tennessee too much, but that's only because I live there. Our roads suck, but since I'm used to them I don't get as annoyed when I'm driving around. I know what the hell...
Posted by Candice on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

Life is a highway part 1

Well, maybe more like my life is on the highway. Seriously, I drive too much. This week I officially completed my first interstate that I have driven from end to end, and that's kinda sad considering ...
Posted by Candice on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:28:00 PST

I'm hot blooded, check it and see...

I had a fever of 103. Actually my fever made it up to 104.6 at it's highest point. That's totally hot, huh? Oh, yeah, I got on here to write about my adventures with emergency rooms and watermelon. I ...
Posted by Candice on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

I'm getting a baby, just not the human version

Who the hell would give me a human baby? I would end up leaving a kid in Target's Dollar Zone, the deals get the best of me. I'm much better with animals, and since I've already got a bird, I figured ...
Posted by Candice on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

The government is out to get me.....

Ok, they aren't really out to get ME per say, but I met a guy this week who had an interesting view of what the goverment was doing to him. *Please know I can joke about this due to interactions with ...
Posted by Candice on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST