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Carlos Voltron

I'm no hero... Never was. I'm just an old killer... Hired to do some wet work. ~ Solid Snake

About Me



You Are Spider-Man
Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing. What Superhero Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell. By far, the greatest actor of all time.

Music:

I'm pretty much into everything that has a good hook, though I mostly listen to rock, punk, emo, and metal. Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Mars Volta, Stabbing Westward, Hawthorne Heights, Story of the Year, My Chemical Romance, Clutch, H.I.M., Cold, Jimmy Eat World, Mudvayne, Marilyn Manson, System of a Down, Killswitch Engage, Adema, Korn, Bullet For My Valentine, Iron Maiden, Megadeath, Guns-N-Roses, Taproot, Audioslave, Sevendust, Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Fall Out Boy, Turbonegro, Funeral For A Friend, Boxcar Racer, Green Day, The Exies, The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, MIndless Self Indulgence, Taking Back Sunday, Phantom Planet, Disturbed, As I Lay Dying, Jane's Addiction, Thrice, Bif Naked (chick rockers are hot), A Perfect Circle, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Bad Religion, and a bunch more I'd like to mention, but don't have the time to list.

Movies:

Movies are my thing. I love 80's flicks, whether b-grade horror or cheesy teen comedies. I'm totally into the View Askewniverse. Kevin Smith Rocks!! Sin City, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (NPH rocks), Team America World Police, Waiting (Ryan Reynolds and Luis Guzman are totally hilarious), White Chicks, Black Hawk Down, Pitch Black, Van Wilder, Batman Begins, Boondock Saints, Color of Night, Underworld, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, High Fidelity, The Doom Generation, The New Guy, The Fifth Element, The Crow, The Crow: Salvation, Cruel Intentions, Highlander (to me there is only one...Highlander movie that is), The Harry Potter Flicks, Disney Flicks (and what??!!), certain types of anime (Berserk being the best of them all), amongst a slew of other favorites.

Television:

Damn, there's so much. Gotta mention Family Guy first, it's only fair. Then there's Robot Chicken, and Boondocks. The rest are Smallville, 24, The Real World, House, Married with Children, Unhappily Ever After, Flavor of Love (yeah, I know, but, it's a guilty pleasure and New York deserved to get spit on), Webjunk 2.o, Best Week Ever, Mind of Mencia, The Colbert Report, CSI, War at Home, MTV's True Life, Cinematech, Electric Playground, WB Morning News (for Emily Frances, she's hot), Doogie Howser, M.D. (like I said before NPH rocks), Wildboyz, Jackass, Viva La Bam (even with Vito's nasty ass toe), and a bunch more that I can't recall, but, will update when I remember.

Books:

Everything You Know About Sex Is Wrong, The Way of the Living Sword, Sun Tzu's Art of War, Hagakure (The Book of Leaves), Code of the Warrior, The Book of Five Rings, Bushido: The Code of the Samurai, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, To Kill A Mocking Bird, The Oddyssy, Treasure Island, Hamlet, Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet, Othello, The Catcher in the Rye, The Evil Dead Companion, Gods and Heroes of Ancient Greece, 1984, A Wrinkle In Time

My Blog

I need to vent a little frustration

Nice guys DO finish last.  I've been told, too many a time, that I'm such a nice guy and that there should be more guys out there like me.  Well, there aren't many.  We're a dying ...
Posted by Carlos Voltron on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:37:00 PST