Cinco de Mayo a story of death and celebration |
So, its Cinco de Mayo, for those of you that dont know what that means it means that today you get drunk or eat a lot of laffy taffy. Or maybe both. However you may not know the origin of this special...
Posted by Senor Swankypants on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:03:00 PST |
Today is Columbus Day! |
Today is Columbus Day but before we get into that I need to explain one of my latest bulletins. I had prematurley stated I had a new job. One involving knives. Well do to some short sighted producers ...
Posted by Senor Swankypants on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:49:00 PST |
Summer, summer time. Time to kick back and unwind |
So this is my summer vacation blog. Or rather what was supposed to be a vacation blog. A few months ago I had quit my job at the box factory to become a professional body builder. Well, that jus...
Posted by Senor Swankypants on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:04:00 PST |
Happy fourth of July!! A time to give thanks... |
Thank you for not only saving the United States, but the world as well.
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Posted by Senor Swankypants on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:49:00 PST |
Senore Swankypants The Animated Series |
Well the big debut is here! I am very pleased to announce after many months of hard work and thousands of pesos, the Senore Swankypants Animated series is ready to be shown. I just got back the ...
Posted by Senor Swankypants on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:14:00 PST |
Padres Day |
Happy Padres day to all the Fathers, Grandfathers and Marlon Brandos out there. I hope you get all the neck ties, fishing thingamabobers and BBQ equipment that your hearts desire. My Papa never wanted...
Posted by Senor Swankypants on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:20:00 PST |
Memorial day weekend, Kmart has a sale on plungers! |
This is Memorial day weekend. Most people think it is a time to buy shoes, towels or fish tanks at a really good price. Others think its an excuse to drive an hour or so to a BBQ and get fat...
Posted by Senor Swankypants on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Hooking up on MySpace |
Okay, I know lots of you have heard of somene or have yourself hooked with someone on MySpace. Well I never thought I would do that. I have no problems getting the ladies, never have. When I walk in a...
Posted by Senor Swankypants on Tue, 23 May 2006 07:12:00 PST |
Job Shmob |
Okay today I quit my job at the box factory. I told them enough is enough after I got my one hundreth paper/box cut. So now I am training for my dream career of being a professional body builder. Once...
Posted by Senor Swankypants on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:54:00 PST |
Happy Mothers Day! |
Well tomorrow is Mothers day. Most people I know have a mother or two. So thats swanky. I never knew my mother. When I was born she didnt want me. She knew I was to Swanky for her so she put me in a b...
Posted by Senor Swankypants on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:40:00 PST |
