I'm getting dizzy.THINGS I'M NOT------tall (or short), bald, rich, fat (never), loud, needy, greedy, tempermental, shallow, perfect or a morning person...................................................... ... THINGS I AM------quiet (at first), funny, clean (great), intelligent, well spoken (thank you), healthy, left-handed and slightly devious..................................................... ... THINGS I LIKE------Cardinals baseball!!! pickles, barbecues, hot summer days, chocolate, computers, leaving work (outta there), icy cold beer, poking fun at things (oh yeah), listening to great music, oranges, a sense of humour (a must), quesadillas, road trips, hot dogs, fit women, sleeping in, sports, mustard, European history, summer sunshine, cats, salt, reliability................................................. ..... THINGS I DON'T LIKE------arrogance, condescension (very bad), complainers, snoring (not me), cold weather, celebrities, baggy pants, self importance, small print, Mondays, long goodbyes, rap (enough already), a lack of humour (awful), pork chops, waiting in line, mornings, reality tv, dishonesty.................................................. ..