Men are like....... |
1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like the Weather. Nothing can be done to change...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:40:00 GMT |
143 reasons I would be the best girlfriend you ever had |
143 Reasons That I Will Be The Best Girlfriend You've Ever Had Please note: this is an ad for a people who are looking for a possible girlfriend, if that is the farthest thing from your mind please he...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:52:00 GMT |
You know youre a nurse when.... |
1) the front of your scrubs reads "Nurses... here to save your ass, not kiss it!" 2) you occasionally park in the space with the "physicians only" sign... and knock it over. 3) you believe some patien...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:48:00 GMT |
Nine words women use.....sorry to say this....but it’s true! |
Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:52:00 GMT |
Women over 40 |
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:21:00 GMT |
Girl vs Grown Woman |
Girls want to control the man in their life.Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.Girls check you for not calling them.Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.Gi...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 18:09:00 GMT |
