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I'm GOD, deal with it !!

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About Me

Hey hey hey! If you're wondering, yes I'm the REAL Jan ...all those others out there are fakers.
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Name:: Jan A.K.A. Hottest bitch
DOB:: July 9th
Where were you born?:: In a hospital
Height:: 5'7"
Weight:: Well I've had 3 kids so what do you think?!
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Red
Ethnicity:: I'm a cracka!
Piercings?:: Yup, my ears
Tattoos?:: One, on my ass that is a pair of lips, the devil with his three childrens first names around it on my right calf, a flaming die on the back of my neck, flower on ring finger on right hand and Your moms name on my ass
Clothing Size:: Everything large
Boyfriend//Girlfriend?:: Does husband count?
Best Friends:: Other than my animals, no
Car?:: Yeah, a few
Do you shop?:: Oh yeah
How often?:: Every second I'm handed money
Stores:: Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug, Torrid
Shoe stores:: Sears
What's your obsession?:: My pussy, George
What kind of bag do you carry?:: Two really saggy ones
What's your favorite season to dress for?:: Summer, I'm always naked ;-)
Favorite piece of clothing you own?:: My work boots
Mascara?:: Hell no, I'm hot on my own
Eyeliner?:: NO
Do you like to wear makeup?:: NO! Too sexy as it is
clothing:: A nightie
shoes:: None
location:: Sitting my fat ass on a chair in front of the computer
school:: Way back, dropped out though
job:: The corner, where else
favorite drink:: Any kind of beer
favorite person:: Nobody, I hate everybody
Smoke?:: No
Drink?:: Hell yeah, it's the only way I get by in life
party?:: I try to be cool and party with my kids
have goals and aspirations?:: It's a little late for them don't ya think?
fear anything?:: Not having anyone around to yell at
love anyone?:: Chip, George, Ollie and Jack
hate anyone?:: The whole world
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My Interests

My family and my wonderful dog and two cats! I think I like them more than I like my kids....I love pooping while looking at pornos

I'd like to meet:

The nice side of me

Music:

Mostly I enjoy old rock

Movies:

Anything scary and disgusting....Pornos are a number 1 favorite

Television:

Flavor Of Love, Cash In The Attic, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Little House On The Prairie, M*A*S*H, and The Parkers are a few of my favorites

Books:

I dropped out of school before I learned how to read good, so I don't read


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Heroes:

My mommy because I wouldn't be here without her! Also the person who invented the words, GOD DAMMIT!..