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~Desi~

Gurls like me are a dime a dozen.....get at me!!!

About Me

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My Interests

things that make me laugh..... sample.. A man comes home, His wifes legs r open 2 the fire place. The man said what r u doing? His wife replies heating up ur dinner!The Dental Assoc. says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. suck a dick n save a smile!A cat falls in a pool, A rooster laughs. Moral of the story, A wet pussy makes a cock feel good!Todays Chinese Buffet Menu: Chu sum twat, Suk mi cok, Lik sum clit, Tung sum ho, Gulp sum cum.

I'd like to meet:



Your Wrestler Name Is...
Lil' Cherry Pie What's Your Wrestler Name?

What is your best Phyisical,Personailty,Sexual Traits?
Phyisical Trait(s) My Eyes,Tits,Ass,Smile,
Personailty Trait(s) I can get along with everyone.
Sexual Trait(s) Im a freak!! Put it this way I have my own set of Fussy handcuffs!
What would guys/ladies find most physically appealing about you? I have great tits,and my willingness to do anything makes me hot.
From 1-10 what r u in bed? 13
What would be the oldest or youngest you would be with? (Age range) 19-29
Your favorite positon in bed? Doggy n on top
Are u a screamer? Yup!
Are u a moaner? Yup
What kinds of things would u say? Touch me, Tease me, Kiss me, Please me,Love me, I'll give it to you just how you like it boy!!!!
What are the chances you'll prove them to me?(0-100) 112

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Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Music:

Journey, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, John Lennon, Ac/Dc, Elton John, Toby Keith, Grath Brooks, Leann Rimes, 3Doors Down, Beastie Boys, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Greenday, Sublime, Him, A Perfect Circle, Eminem, Bad Religion, Techno-Benny Benassi, Trance, Jungle-Bjork, Drum n Bass, Regga, Old School Shit From The 80s! Public Enemy, Naughty By Nature, Redman, Motley Crue, MC Hammer, House of Pain, George Michael, Ginuine, 112, 311, DMX, Dru Hill, 2Pac, Boyz II Men, Brandy, Brian McKnight, Aaliya, Alicia Keys, Amanda Perez, Beyonce, Destiny's Child, Babyface, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Man Group, Bob Marley, Brian Setzer, Bryan Adams, Britney Spears, Busta Rhymes, Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard, Run DMC, Salt N Pepa, Cam'ron, Chevelle, Christina Aguilara, CKY, Clay Aiken, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Cradle of Filth, The Cure, Dave Mathews, Dido, Doors, Enrique Iglesias, Eve, Everlast, Finger Eleven, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Good Charlotte, GWAR, Guns 'N' Roses, Gwen Stephani, Gwen Stephani feat. Eve, Hoobastank, Incubus, Insane Clown Posse, Ja Rule,Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, Kimberley Locke, Kittie, Korn, Kylie Minoque, Lenny Kravitz, Limp Bizkit, Lionel Richie, Lit, LL Cool J, Luther Vandross, Macy Gray, Madonna, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Mary J Blige, Matchbox 20, Metallica, Michelle Branch, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Missy Elliott, Monica, Mudvayne, Mya, New Found Glory, Nas, Nelly, Nelly Furtado, New Found Glory, Nickleback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Orgy, Outkast, Ozzy Osbourne, R. Kelly, P. Diddy, P.O.D., Pantera, Papa Roach, Paula Abdul, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Phil Collins, Pink, Primus, Prodigy, Puddle Of Mudd, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rob Zombie, Ruben Studdard, Santana, Sara Mclachlan, Seether ft. Amy lee, Scarface, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Shaggy, Shania Twain, Simple Plan, Six Feet Under, Slipknot, Snoop Dogg, Staind, Static X, Stone Temple Pilots, The Strokes, System of a Down, T.A.T.U., Tamia, Three Days Grace TLC, Tool, Tori Amos, Train, Tyrese, U2, Usher, Weezer, Wu Tang Clan, Wyclef, Xzibit, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young Bloodz,

Movies:

I like nekind of movie. I love to laugh, so a good funny movie will work on anyday of the week.
What I love the most is to cuddle up wit my honey n watch a scary movie like Dawn Of The Dead or even Hell Raiser. AQUA
You enjoy life, humor, and being exuberant. Wherever you go you usually find yourself stealing the spotlight without even trying. You love to let go and have fun. Find out your color at Quiz Me!

Television:

Watch Wigwomification every Thrusday Night 10:30 channel 17 (not the WB) lower bucks cable! DoupageDesiree is my show name. How we came up wit the name is I was watching toooooo much of the Simpsons. N I started to say (Doh')(like homer) alot n it stuck wit me n I said everything wit the word (AGE) on the end of it, so we put them together the Doupage was born. Here is our web page for it http://www.wigwomification.cjb.net/. Its a twist between SnL and a sinkful of hair. Nething u can think of thats crazy we do it n more! Watch it n get crazy wit us!!!! Its better high or drunk n u have to be opened minded to,to know whats going on as u watch it. Enjoy!XOXOXOXOXOXOX! My fave shows on tv r 24 The OC,OCC, American Choppers, FEAR FACTOR,THIRD WATCH,WILL & GRACE ,MEDICAL INVESTIGATION,CSI!

Books:

You Are Vanilla Ice Cream!


What Flavor Ice Cream Are You? Take This Quiz!

Men See You As Playful

Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that! How Do Men See You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 69%
Kissing Skill Level - 10%
Cudding Skill Level - 99%
Sex Skill Level - 14%
Why They Love You You pleasure them first.
Why They Hate You You talk too much.
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You Are 20 Years Old
20 What Age Do You Act?

Heroes:

My Mom will always be my hero. She died in feb,of 1991 the day after I truned 12 and week b4 my sisters bday. I'm so hurt that she had to go, but it made me look at life in a bigger way. I went from playing wit barbies to doing my own wash n making my own dinner. And going food shopping. I have so many unanswered questions but one day we will met again, n I'll be able to hold her tighter then ever b4.I love you lots Mom R~I~P! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXX

My Blog

i was bored....

IF I DONT SAY IT NOW, THIS WILL BREAK ME CLEAN INTO TWO.IF I DONT SAY IT NOW,IT WILL SURLY BREAK MY HEART.AND CAUSE IT TO SEPARATE.WILL THIS BRING ME CLOSER TO U?WILL THIS BRING ME CLARIY?I TAKE A BRE...
Posted by ~Desi~ on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:40:00 PST

I Miss You, I Love You!

I never knew love would be so good, But I hope we'd be together tomorrw, Now , I cant believe your gone, and im so alone, I'm so alone Yes I am,You never miss a good thing till its gone, Oh im so...
Posted by ~Desi~ on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST

Spoken words from my heart.

Wandering in the meadows alone, Quick, Faint kisses, that I miss, My body trembles, Calm circumference of bliss there in your arms, And each other to love and to live, Wild nights, shoild be our luxur...
Posted by ~Desi~ on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:39:00 PST

feeling alone!

im alone, again, i hate to be this way, no one to talk to, no one to listen to me, no one to wipe away my tears that i cry, no one to hold me, no one to tell me that it will be alright, no one to cudd...
Posted by ~Desi~ on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 06:17:00 PST

if neone cared

From underneath the trees, we watch the skyConfusing stars for satellitesI never dreamed that youd be mineBut here we are, were here tonight Singing Amen, Im aliveSinging Amen, Im alive ...
Posted by ~Desi~ on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:24:00 PST

far away

This time, This placeMisused, MistakesToo long, Too late Just one chanceJust one breathJust in case theres just one leftCause you know, you know, you know That I love youI have loved you all a...
Posted by ~Desi~ on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:22:00 PST

fallin

On these hands and knees Im crawlinOh, I reach for youWell Im terrified of these four wallsThese iron bars cant hold my soul inAll I need is youCome please Im callinAnd oh I scream for youHurry ...
Posted by ~Desi~ on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:17:00 PST

another one bites the dust!

hey to all that reads this. i just had someone in my family die. AGAIN! God just loves to take my loved ones away from me. well he was the oldest one out the family that stayed here. Hes name was: ...
Posted by ~Desi~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST