things that make me laugh..... sample.. A man comes home, His wifes legs r open 2 the fire place. The man said what r u doing? His wife replies heating up ur dinner!The Dental Assoc. says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. suck a dick n save a smile!A cat falls in a pool, A rooster laughs. Moral of the story, A wet pussy makes a cock feel good!Todays Chinese Buffet Menu: Chu sum twat, Suk mi cok, Lik sum clit, Tung sum ho, Gulp sum cum.
Your Wrestler Name Is...
Lil' Cherry Pie
What's Your Wrestler Name?
What is your best Phyisical,Personailty,Sexual Traits?
Phyisical Trait(s) My Eyes,Tits,Ass,Smile,
Personailty Trait(s) I can get along with everyone.
Sexual Trait(s) Im a freak!! Put it this way I have my own set of Fussy handcuffs!
What would guys/ladies find most physically appealing about you? I have great tits,and my willingness to do anything makes me hot.
From 1-10 what r u in bed? 13
What would be the oldest or youngest you would be with? (Age range) 19-29
Your favorite positon in bed? Doggy n on top
Are u a screamer? Yup!
Are u a moaner? Yup
What kinds of things would u say? Touch me, Tease me, Kiss me, Please me,Love me, I'll give it to you just how you like it boy!!!!
What are the chances you'll prove them to me?(0-100) 112
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Your Porn Star Name is: Spanky Bottoms
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Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Journey, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, John Lennon, Ac/Dc, Elton John, Toby Keith, Grath Brooks, Leann Rimes, 3Doors Down, Beastie Boys, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Greenday, Sublime, Him, A Perfect Circle, Eminem, Bad Religion, Techno-Benny Benassi, Trance, Jungle-Bjork, Drum n Bass, Regga, Old School Shit From The 80s! Public Enemy, Naughty By Nature, Redman, Motley Crue, MC Hammer, House of Pain, George Michael, Ginuine, 112, 311, DMX, Dru Hill, 2Pac, Boyz II Men, Brandy, Brian McKnight, Aaliya, Alicia Keys, Amanda Perez, Beyonce, Destiny's Child, Babyface, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Man Group, Bob Marley, Brian Setzer, Bryan Adams, Britney Spears, Busta Rhymes, Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard, Run DMC, Salt N Pepa, Cam'ron, Chevelle, Christina Aguilara, CKY, Clay Aiken, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Cradle of Filth, The Cure, Dave Mathews, Dido, Doors, Enrique Iglesias, Eve, Everlast, Finger Eleven, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Good Charlotte, GWAR, Guns 'N' Roses, Gwen Stephani, Gwen Stephani feat. Eve, Hoobastank, Incubus, Insane Clown Posse, Ja Rule,Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, Kimberley Locke, Kittie, Korn, Kylie Minoque, Lenny Kravitz, Limp Bizkit, Lionel Richie, Lit, LL Cool J, Luther Vandross, Macy Gray, Madonna, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Mary J Blige, Matchbox 20, Metallica, Michelle Branch, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Missy Elliott, Monica, Mudvayne, Mya, New Found Glory, Nas, Nelly, Nelly Furtado, New Found Glory, Nickleback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Orgy, Outkast, Ozzy Osbourne, R. Kelly, P. Diddy, P.O.D., Pantera, Papa Roach, Paula Abdul, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Phil Collins, Pink, Primus, Prodigy, Puddle Of Mudd, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rob Zombie, Ruben Studdard, Santana, Sara Mclachlan, Seether ft. Amy lee, Scarface, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Shaggy, Shania Twain, Simple Plan, Six Feet Under, Slipknot, Snoop Dogg, Staind, Static X, Stone Temple Pilots, The Strokes, System of a Down, T.A.T.U., Tamia, Three Days Grace TLC, Tool, Tori Amos, Train, Tyrese, U2, Usher, Weezer, Wu Tang Clan, Wyclef, Xzibit, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young Bloodz,
I like nekind of movie. I love to laugh, so a good funny movie will work on anyday of the week.
What I love the most is to cuddle up wit my honey n watch a scary movie like Dawn Of The Dead or even Hell Raiser.
AQUA
You enjoy life, humor, and being exuberant. Wherever you go you usually find yourself stealing the spotlight without even trying. You love to let go and have fun.
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Watch Wigwomification every Thrusday Night 10:30 channel 17 (not the WB) lower bucks cable! DoupageDesiree is my show name. How we came up wit the name is I was watching toooooo much of the Simpsons. N I started to say (Doh')(like homer) alot n it stuck wit me n I said everything wit the word (AGE) on the end of it, so we put them together the Doupage was born. Here is our web page for it http://www.wigwomification.cjb.net/. Its a twist between SnL and a sinkful of hair. Nething u can think of thats crazy we do it n more! Watch it n get crazy wit us!!!! Its better high or drunk n u have to be opened minded to,to know whats going on as u watch it. Enjoy!XOXOXOXOXOXOX! My fave shows on tv r 24 The OC,OCC, American Choppers, FEAR FACTOR,THIRD WATCH,WILL & GRACE ,MEDICAL INVESTIGATION,CSI!
My Mom will always be my hero. She died in feb,of 1991 the day after I truned 12 and week b4 my sisters bday. I'm so hurt that she had to go, but it made me look at life in a bigger way. I went from playing wit barbies to doing my own wash n making my own dinner. And going food shopping. I have so many unanswered questions but one day we will met again, n I'll be able to hold her tighter then ever b4.I love you lots Mom R~I~P! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXX