LEWEE AND THE REGALS

Forged in the furnace of Regalness, the band was dropped off on Howard Street by a magnificent gold pigeon, much like a stork. The only difference is, storks don't eat junkie needles out of crack head shit for kicks! After the great disaster of the Eastern Germany tour which ended in the boys unintentionally foiling a human trafficing ring, they decided to return to the glory which is Howard Sreet and work on there debut album due out anytime now. It is a fact, that the exploits of these rather handsome gentlemen will go down in the history book as some of the most Regal shit this old earf has ever seen.