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johnny [TERRIFYING]

Bloodshot eyes and a starless sky"

About Me

i like watching homeless people fight over food. sometimes i join in and try and take the food away from them because im mean. at night, ill sneak outside and pee on someones car. when i get bored ill take a number 2 on the floor, with my pants on. im just that freakin crazy.

My Interests

-doing belly flops
-making fun of fat people
-skateboarding
-music
-gaming (ill kick your ass in Gears or Halo 2)
-punching old people who cant fight back

-getting tattoos. i still need to finish my sleeve though

-brazilian models, actually any model, most of them are hot, unless theyre those super skinny bitches.

Halo 3! Hell yes!

I'd like to meet:


Midtown

The Ataris

MXPX
PJ Ladd

Scary Kids Scaring Kids

Halifax

Skate

yeah...go out and skate!!!!!!!

I actually have friends, Click Here homie to view em...

Music:

i listen pretty much to anything. i like punk rock, indie rock , that screaming crap, more of that screaming crap, uhhhm, japanese grunge rap music. its awsome.

Movies:

i like filming beastiality pornos. and gay midget on midget mini films.

PJ Ladd ..

Television:

family guy, prison break, lost, aquateen, robot chicken, csi, and whatever else i wanna watch, i watch.

Books:

Hmmmm...Lets see, I havent read a single book in ages. I read plenty of magazines though. Maxim, FHM, Stuff, skating mags, and videogame magazines too.

Heroes:

Grant Brittain and Seu Trinh(great photographers) Jeremy Wray, Stefan Janoski, Andrew Reynolds, Rick McCrank, Geoff Rowley, PJ Ladd, and all those other pros that rip.