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Matt-Man®

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

About Me

I'm 5'10", with blue eyes, light blue in summer and spring, gray-blue in fall and winter. I've had Type 1 Diabetes for twelve years. I'm not the "in your face" or "straight forward" kind of person, I'm the quiet, reserved type. I think my friends would say I'm the kind of person in which you could confide in. I'm a real family person. I have three siblings(two sisters, one brother), I'm the oldest. I like to listen to music, as seen by the numerous bands mentioned. Movies, gaming, quality time with my few, but close, friends is how I spend most of my time. I would have to say that Halloween is my favorite "holiday." Ever since I was three years old, I've loved it. I don't know what it is about Halloween that I like so much? I don't believe it's the candy, I think it's the idea of being someone or something else, even if it's only for two hours. Get this FREE MySpace layout and more at MySpaceOrYours.net

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've met the girl of my dreams and I couldn't be happier. I can't wait to spend a lot of time with her. If you want to be my friend on MySpace, I expect us to talk. There's no need to have people on my friend's list that I don't talk to.

Music:

Tenacious D,The Strokes,3 Doors Down, Foreigner,System of a Down, Jimi Hendrix; Metallica; Queen; Smashing Pumpkins; Black Sabbath; Incubus; Slipknot; Gorillaz; Bad Religion; The Knack; Billy Squire; Death By Stereo; Thursday; Bush; Rancid; Rollins Band, Hot Water Music; HIM; As I Lay Dying; 69 Eyes; Clutch; The Distillers; Broadzilla; Angry Amputees; D-A-D; Monty's Fanclub; Fatass; Fairweather Fan; Audioslave; Queens of the Stoneage; Audiovent; CKY; All;The Cure, New York Dolls; The Damned; The Vibrators; Turbonegro, Black Flag, The Minutemen, The Exploited, The Descendants, Bad Brains, Santana, Cream, Yellowcard, Beck, Foo Fighters, From This Day; Arctic Monkeys, Dead Kennedys, The Datsuns,Give Up The Ghost, Death Before Dishonor, Blue Monday, Betrayed, Carry On, No Turning Back, No Warning, Some Kind of Hate, Stand& Fight, The Trouble, Ramallah, Miles Away, Shark Attack, The Hope Conspiracy, Ringworm, First Blood, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, NIN, Mudvayne, Gym Class Heroes, 30 Seconds To Mars, U2, The Wallflowers, D.I., X-Ray Spex, The Misfits.

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead; Constantine;The Harry Potter Series, Star Wars 2-6; Texas Chainsaw Massacre; Blade 1-3; Underworld 1+2; Young Frankenstein; Snatch; Fight Club; The Day After Tomorrow; Arsenic and Old Lace; Happy Gilmore; Anger Management; King Kong(2005); The Goonies; An American Werewolf In London; Queen of the Damned; Interview With the Vampire; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Clerks 1+2, Mallrats, Three Kings; Space Balls; Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Animal House, The Omen(2006), Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill: Volumes 1+2, Green Street Hooligans, A Clockwork Orange, Superman Returns, Requiem For A Dream, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Se7en, Matchstick Men, Lucky Number Slevin, Lady In The Water, Sleeper.

Television:

Heroes, The Andy Milonakis Show, Wondershozen, The Office, My Name Is Earl,That 70's Show; The Simpsons ; Home Improvement; Family Guy; American Dad; South Park; Aqua Teen Hunger Force; Harvey Birdman; Big O; Third Watch; Bones; Jimmy Kimmel Live; Conan O'Brien; Samurai Jack, Comic View; Avatar:The Last Airbender, Invader Zim, The Dudesons, Jackass,Supernatural, Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, Venture Brothers, Farscape, Dirty Jobs, Man Vs. Wild, Mythbusters, Good Eats, Ham On The Street, Ace Of Cakes, Bleach, Teen Titans.

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide.

Heroes:

The doctors researching a cure for diabetes.Will Cross: The First American Diabetic To Reach the Summit Of Mount Everest. Also,Chris Farley, Jimi Hendrix, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris, Pac-Man, Bender Bending Rodriquez, The Monarch, Blackbeard, Mandalorians in general, Flogging Molly, Harry Houdini.

My Blog

True Love

True love is having a girlfriend that will let you lick her entire face. Also, having her let you rasberry her neck when you kiss her. Love, ain't it great.
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST

Boy Meets Girl

Recently I met an incredible person through Myspace. I was on late one night, when I got a message from someone named Alissa. In the message, she told me that she liked my profile and wanted to get to...
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST

Headgames

I'm so fucking sick of girls that I'm intrested in playing games with my head. When the hell is someone gonna come along who doesn't do that shit? It makes me want to scream "WHAT THE FUCK'S UP WITH Y...
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:38:00 PST

The Past

Why do I hurt inside when I look at past girlfriend's myspace profiles? Am I thinking of what "could have been?," or am I thinking "why aren't we together?" If anybody has a clue, please let me know.
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST

Hospital Visit

On September 6th, 2006 I wasn't feeling very well. I was throwing up and was extremley tired. i started throwing up at 9 am, all together, I threw up at least eight times. I thought it was dehydr...
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

Darien Lake and Tom Petty.

Yesterday me and my friend Cook went to Darien Lake to see the Legendary Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers. The concert was amazing, and I had alot of fun at the amusement park. I just have to say the S...
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST

Blonde Jokes

1.What are the worst six years in a Blonde's life? A.Grade six 2.What do you do when a Blonde throws a pin at you? A.Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth. 3.What did the Blonde do to g...
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:59:00 PST

Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:MatthewBirthday:November 16, 1983Birthplace:Newark, NYCurrent Location:Phelps, NY. Bung-hole of New YorkEye Color:Ocean blueHair Color:Light brownHeight:5'10"Ri...
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:17:00 PST

Single Life

I've been single for about, three month, and I can't stand it anymore. I know when I get a girlfriend, I'll wish I were still single, but I need someone to talk to.
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:24:00 PST

My luck.

On Saturday, 5/13/06, I was an usher in my cousin's wedding. At the reception, I met my cousin's cousin (no relation). We talked for a little bit and seemed to get along well. She's cute, smart and se...
Posted by Mr. Ninja" on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:19:00 PST