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In Your Mum's Guts

Dickie Snapples The Dwarf Who Hides Apples!!!!!!

About Me


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Name: Tom
Birthdate: Adamson
Birthplace: Rinteln - Germany
Current Location: Poole - England
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Weight: Somewhere between 12/13 i think
Piercings: None, not now not ever
Tatoos: Getting one on my birthday *cough* 19th april *cough*
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nein
Overused Phraze: Jimmy
FAVORITES
Food: Sandwhich, you can put almost anything into a sandwhich
Candy: probably some kind of haribo
Number: 13
Color: black
Animal: Doberman, i miss dogs
Drink: At the moment lucozade, beats any kind of hangover
Alcohol Drink: lager?
Body Part on Opposite sex: hmmmmmmm, but there are so many
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke, please, anyone even drink pepsi anymore?
McDonalds or BurgerKing: the king of burgers only
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot, ice tea is yite!
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Rap or Punk: is maybe a cross acceptable
YOUR...
Bedtime: recently about some time after 12
Most Missed Memory: what?!?! if it is missing how the hell should i know?
Best phyiscal feature: *goes to find a mirror*
First Thought Waking Up: WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?! oh wait no i just fell asleep on the stairs again
Goal for this year: to beat that damn jimmy
Best Friends: i dont know, Jesus?
Weakness: I HAVE NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!ONE
Fears: haha, i laugh in the face of fear
Heritage: about a third scottish i think the rest is mainly english and apparently abit of egyptian
Longest relationship: relationship?
HAVE YOU...
Ever Smoked: oui
Pot: screw incriminating myself on this thing
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yeah, i swear my sister takes steroids
Ever beaten someone up: nope, why would i ever want to do that?
Ever Shoplifted: no, im a goodboy
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: maybe blue, or brown, im not really bothered about eye colour
Favorite Hair Color: same again, not really bothered apart from blue and green and the like
Short or Long: freaking hell IM NOT BOTHERED
Height: tall or short
Looks or Personality: hard choice, you need abit of both i think
Hot or Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: what is this thing asking? does a girl have to smoke and do drugs? TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT
Muscular or Really Skinny: both of them are wierd and i refuse to answer
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1. thinking this questionaire was short 2. thinking this questionaire was good
What country do you want to Visit: Japan
How do you want to Die: Saving the one i love from some kind of destruction
Been to the Mall Lately:
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are probably the best kind of weather
Get along with your Parents: yar!
Health Freak: not really
Do you think your Attractive: 5/10
Believe in Yourself: Go Team PEP Talk
Want to go to College: i am already in this situation
Do you Smoke: not regularly
Do you Drink: same again
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yeah, i cant remember her name, or anything about her but i think it was love?
Do you Sing: in the shower
Want to get Married: not yet
Do you want Children: no way, they are loud and there are plenty annoying things that cost less
Have your future kids names planned out: no, although jimmy or luke sounds good
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 36
Hate anyone: jimmy
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Jimmy, so i can punch him for eating my shoesYour results:
You are Batman Batman 90% Green Lantern 65% Superman 55% Hulk 55% The Flash 50% Robin 43% Supergirl 38% Wonder Woman 38% Catwoman 30% Spider-Man 25% Iron Man 0% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Movies:

I am 15% Emo.
.. Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands... Take the
Emo Test
@ FualiDotComI am 71% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotComI am 60% Video Game Addict.
.. Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside. Take the
Video Game Addict Test
@ FualiDotComI am 25% White Trash.
.. The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom

Heroes:

Jesus, and probably batman, he's pretty violent

Subject: The FAT PILLS in the KITCHEN and Other Business.
From: Mr. BLACK, PENIS Supervisor
To: All Employees of PROMISCIOUS TIGER Inc.
It has come to my FANTASTIC attention that the KITCHEN has been SPEEDILY FUCKED UP with FAT PILLS. I am tired of dealing with HUGE employees and their FAT PILLS. The KITCHEN is meant for SKIPPING. It is not a TOMATO room.

On a more GREEN note, I would like to BLINK all of you for the QUICK work you all did on the WHITE BUCKET account. You should all be CLUMSILY JUMPED.

Also, be sure to welcome JIMMY, the newest member of the KETTLE department. They will be a GRUMPY ROPE to our family.

BOLDLY Yours,
Mr. BLACK, PENIS Supervisor.

Subject: The BLACK PEAS in the SHITTER and Other Business.
From: Mr. GREY, PEN Supervisor
To: All Employees of MIS-SHAPEN DRAGON Inc.

It has come to my MASSIVE attention that the SHITTER has been SPEEDILY BLOWN UP with BLACK PEAS. I am tired of dealing with FUCKED employees and their BLACK PEAS. The SHITTER is meant for FUCKING. It is not a LOVE room.

On a more HARD note, I would like to WANK all of you for the MOVING work you all did on the GREEN BARRELL account. You should all be HAPPILY PLEASED.

Also, be sure to welcome JESUS, the newest member of the WATCH department. They will be a DEPRESSING GOD-MAN to our family.

WARMLY Yours,
Mr. GREY, PEN Supervisor.

My Blog

Massive Hands

Everyone today has their own agenda, but in the case of me it will be one to remember. Peoples' plans are always 'me me me', but when my plan falls into place you'll all be free. I've been promised&nb...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

Man Laws Bitches

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

new hair

i got turned down tongiht, because of my hair, its just not right, its not fucking fair. why should hair colour make that much difference? blue red, whatevers your preference. you shouldn't say no bec...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:38:00 PST

Why STD's Are Cool

it's been a while what with me starting another first year at the prison, but while im incarcerated in this place, i guess ive had alot of time to think about why STD's aren't so bad:   no worrie...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:32:00 PST

The Massive Turtle

If it was up to you how long would you live? especially when O.A.P's keep saying 'oh what i would give'. Give, to have a few more years, you could live out your dreams, face your fears. But some peopl...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:11:00 PST

The Moon?

The moon  in the sky all round and bright, trying hard with all his might, to join with the Earth lonely no more, for up in the sky the company was poor. He'd cry every night for someone to hold,...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:23:00 PST

Juggling Jimmy

Jimmy was smart he knew his stuff, but in the case of juggling, he was pretty rough. Try as he might he couldn't make them spin, like looking through the haystack for that elusive pin.   Practice...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

The Devils Inside

Fighting The Devils   a man, full grown and old, like little pussies, especially when bald a kiddy fiddler though he didn't see it wrong, much like a stoner would look at a bong. convictions he ...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:52:00 PST

More Stories To Come

i think i have to say a thankyou to a certain euphorbia for pretty much making write something creative. i just couldn't let you down now could i? and now that the first one was out, although qui...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

The Kid With A Stone

The boy with the stone was known throughout the land, always together, always in his hand, the boy would skip, merry as can be, singing 'i need nothing, just the stone and me'. The stone had you see w...
Posted by In Your Mum's Guts on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:47:00 PST