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fuzzy cuffs

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: fuzzy cuffs
Birthday: Feb. 14, 2005
Birthplace: a sex toy factory
Current Location: my human's bedroom
Eye Color:
Hair Color: red
Height: 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: give me both please!
Your Heritage: i came from Spencers
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Your Weakness: lovely wrists..
Your Fears: being pulled on so hard that i break
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lots of nights of fooling around!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: now the fun begins..
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: i'm up all night long, baby
Your Most Missed Memory: that time when me and all my buddies hung out.. i miss them (check out my pictures to see them)
Pepsi or Coke: coke! although it gets my fur all sticky..
MacDonalds or Burger King: ronald mcdonald is sexier than the king
Single or Group Dates: oo.. group dates :D
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: i would if i could
Do you Shower Daily: hmm.. i don't think i've ever showered.. do golden showers count?
Have you Been in Love: once or twice
Do you want to go to College: i'm already doing what i love
Do you want to get Married: nah
Do you get Motion Sickness: if i did, i'd be out of luck.. if this bed's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

Are you a Health Freak: no, the only foods i ever get access to are whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate, honey.. stuff like that
Do you get along with your Parents: i don't remember my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah, they're very sexy
Do you play an Instrument: i'll play YOUR instrument..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i might have gotten some spilled on me
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i've met a few nice wrists :)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i haven't been back to the mall since my human bought me
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oo, no but sushi is very sexy, thats a good idea
In the past month have you been on Stage: my human is too shy to take me on stage.. but i'd go in a second
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i'm always naked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not to my knowledge
Ever been Drunk: not very
Ever been called a Tease: oh yeah
Ever been Beaten up: i get rattled around a lot but nothing i can't recover from
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: if i died during a wild night of lovemaking that would be a mission accomplished
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: same thing i am now
What country would you most like to Visit: i hear amsterdam is pretty kinky
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i
Favourite Hair Color: like
Short or Long Hair: it
Height: all
Weight: so
Best Clothing Style: bring it on!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i have no regrets

My Interests

sex toys, various foods.. my favorites are whipped cream, chocolate body paint, and strawberries. ice cubes are fun to throw into the mix as well. condoms have always been good buddies of mine. i think i have a hand fetish.. it seems whenever i grab onto one i just can't let go until someone pries it away from me..

I'd like to meet:

pairs of hands, feet, bedposts, or some combination of the above... but i'm not picky.. just looking to have a little fun!

Movies:

porn

Television:

sex toys and chocolate, sexual secrets, the sunday night sex show, cops... gone wild, bill nye the science guy

Books:

choose your own erotic fantasy...

My Blog

6 steps to the perfect blow job

It has come to my attention that most girls have little to no idea how to give a proper blow job.  Now..  I consider myself quite experienced on the subject as I've witnessed a number of the...
Posted by fuzzy cuffs on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:11:00 PST

consciousness

Well.. I had my birth into consciousness a few days ago..  I was laying lifeless, suffocating in plastic packaging when I was suddenly ripped out, flung around, and locked around a beautiful pair...
Posted by fuzzy cuffs on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST