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John

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About Me

Ask my wife, she's the one that has to live with me.


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My Interests

This might sound stupid, but mostly I am interested in becoming a better person. I think most of the last 35 years was wrapped up in figuring out what that means. I think the rest will be in achieving it. If you are talking about hobbies, well thats a different story. I love hiking (my knees disagree), reading, learning, I Love building things (fences, shelves, etc..) but most of all I love being there to support my wife, she's the greatest hobby/interest/ I could ever find
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JingleHeimerSchmidt (I know, thats your name too, whatever)
Birthday: Pisces
Birthplace: Camp LeJune North Carolina
Current Location: one clue, it aint my head
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: five foot something
Right Handed or Left Handed: mostly right
Your Heritage: alcoholism (both sides)
The Shoes You Wore Today: with the others
Your Weakness: coats, jackets, blazers, fleeces, flannels...you know, outerwear
Your Fears: there is nothing to fear but fear itself and it freaks me out
Your Perfect Pizza: the perfect pizza is a journey,not a goal or destination
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: the perfect pizza
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: not "yer mom", you really can't use that enough
Thoughts First Waking Up: Looks like we're camping again (he, he, he)
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm fairly certain my back hair, it is utra attractive
Your Bedtime: never related to the time I should sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: lost memory--where I left all my left socks **memory I visit most often with fondness**--my first dog Buster
Pepsi or Coke: which is closer
MacDonalds or Burger King: which did I have last, and are they the only choice. Surely there is a Hemlock Hut around the corner
Single or Group Dates: depends on the goal. If romanticly inclined I say work without a safety net
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: didn't NASA invent Nestea originally for astronauts that got lost in space
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla (finally a question that appears straight forward)
Cappuccino or Coffee: so depends on my mood
Do you Smoke: negatory
Do you Swear: Only in casual conversation
Do you Sing: a lot
Do you Shower Daily: yea, mostly
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I would love to spend my life there
Do you want to get Married: not again, there will never be another
Do you belive in yourself: No, but I don't seem to disappear, even with my eyes closed
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah
Do you think you are Attractive: distinctive, and not unattractive
Are you a Health Freak: not really but I have bought some stock
Do you get along with your Parents: only on the most basic of levels
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, and I would love to see the stats on that question
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: who sponsored this damn survey
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with my wife, it was romantical and stuff
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: if you are reading this and care about my answer to this question then possibly rethink your friend request
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: except for sparse memory lapses, no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: unless they were with oreos
In the past month have you been on Stage: is it still legal to karaoke, no I mean seriously
In the past month have you been Dumped: No seriously, there should be some sort of liscence to karoake.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea, with the swedish "not even a bikini team", lousy swimmers, totally out of sync
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea, my innocence and dignity back from the "man"
Ever been Drunk: only when I'm teasing
Ever been called a Tease: when I'm drunk
Ever been Beaten up: no, (once again I would like to see the stats to that answer)
Ever Shoplifted: yes, but only things I couldn't buy
How do you want to Die: with my wife
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a firetruck or maybe famous artwork pedestal, but definately not a turnstyle
What country would you most like to Visit: most of them

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I'd like to meet:

Gilligan- Just an hour with that man to soak in the strength he exhibited in keeping that poor wretched crew together would be enough to keep me going for a lifetime.

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Music:

Anything with nudity, boobs, buts, car chases, boobs, and guns, ooooh, and boobs. Oh, wait...I mean any music that goes with nudity, boobs, but, car chases, boobs, and guns, oooh, and boobs. I also like that Blaze of Glory song, Bon Jovi rocks my balls off.

Movies:

Ridiculous question, too many to choose even two. I got sappy and let you in with that damn favorite book question, but sorry, no inner glimpse into this man's soul with the movie question. No one gets that deep.

Television:

Anything with nudity, boobs, buts, car chases, boobs, and guns, ooooh, and boobs.

Books:

The summer after 3rd grade, mom bought The Hobbit for me. I devoured it that summer, several times in fact. That pretty much set my literary compass to fantasy, with frequent side voyages to the lands of sci-fi. My favorites are simply to many to name. These days I do tend to dally with the occasional history book also, focused for the most part on ancient history.

Heroes:

Anyone with the strength of charachter to live off of welfare and unemployment for the greater part of their life. If you're reading this then I lift my can of Millwaukee's Best with one hand and hold close to my heart a bottle of cough syrup in the other, Here's To You.