When I'm exercising my rapier wit and incredibly fine tuned sense of humor writing some of the best and funniest blogs on myspace...Establishment of my own regime as Emperor of the Known Universe, removing the ability to reproduce for violent criminals and drug adddicts, the total control of the dispensation of all natural resources, completion of my manifesto, and of course - knitting.And most of all...The Oklahoma Sooners and the Atlanta Falcons!By the way, if you haven't checked out what's happening at www.rifftrax.com or www.cinematicetitanic.com, you're really missing out!
Michael J. Nelson, David Gilmour, Joel Hodgson, Stephen Hawking, Bob Stoops, Jim Mora Jr., and of course Jamie and Adam from MythbustersI'd also like to meet both Michael Moorer and the guy who invented the plastic containers that everything is encased in now (you know - the ones you have to use a chainsaw to open) and beat them both violently about the head and neck. While we're on the subject of idiots, here's a short list of other morons who I would love to see staked naked to an anthill covered in honey - Alec Baldwin, Tom Cruise, Dr. Phil, Oprah, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Al Franken, Terrell Owens, Barry Bonds, Dennis Rodman, Courtney Love, Jennifer Lopez, Matt Damon, Bill Maher, and every single member of PETA. Whew!!Good thing I don't have any anger issues.
What can I say? I'm the Ayatollah of Rock N Rollah! I love the classics - Floyd, Zep, ZZ Top, The Beatles, Van Halen, and Jackson Browne.I have successfully avoided prolonged exposure to country music. I see those who enjoy it, and apparently it makes your teeth fall out, and you seem to develop a strange romantic attachment to close family members.
Gettysburg, Patton, It's A Wonderful Life, anthying ever touched by the good people at MST3K, and of course Spinal Tap
Doctor Who, Torchwood, Mythbusters, The Office, and The Deadliest Catch are great, but LONG LIVE MONTY PYTHON!!!! Of course, the greatest TV show in the world has to be Mystery Science Theater 3000. Hi-Keeba!
I love the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series! Michael J. Nelson has written some gutbustingly funny stuff. I love Stephen King as well. I'm also a huge fan of Shelby Foote (I'm a tremendous Civil War geek).There are a few books I am currently recommending for anyone that would vote for Hillary Clinton. Those people amaze me. How could anyone that moronic survive to voting age? I recommend:"Belt Sanders, Public Urinals, and Electrical Outlets - We Don't Lick These!", "Relax!! It's Only Your Bellbutton", and "Breathing For Dummies"Naw, just kidding. For all Democrats there's only one book they should read:"Final Exit"
Jesus of course! Maybe even Mike, Joel, Tom Servo or Crow