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About Me

I WAS BORN IN THE MIDST OF A HURRICANE IN THE GREAT MID-ATLANTIC DURIN THE YEAR OF OUR LARD 1771. THE SCHOONER THET I WAS BERTHED UPON WAS NAMED "LA CORAZON" AND ONCE BELONGED TO A SPANISH TRADING FLEET IN THE WEST INDIES. ME RAVENOUS FATHER WAS A DECKHAND AND WAS PRESENT DURING THE PILAGING OF AN ENGLISH TRADESHIP TO WHICH MY BELOVED MOTHER WAS TRAVELIN UPON. EVEN THOUGH A MERE CAPTIVE AFTER ITS UNFORTUNATE REPRISAL, MY MOTHER FELL MADLY IN LOVE WITH MY FATHER, SO SHE SAID, BECAUSE HE DONE IN THE THREACHEROUS SCAB OF A FIRST MATE THAT TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER NAIEVITY AND INNOCENCE NEARING THE NEW WORLD. RAISED ON THE DECK AND INITS BELLY, LA CORAZON WAS MY HOME. I WAS RAISED TO LIVE BY THE CODE OF CODES AND THE TENET THET WAS INSTILLED STICKS WITH ME TO TODAY. THE CROWNS OF THE WORLD TOOK RICHES FROM ITS PEOPLE AND THAT MAKES THE CROWNS RICHES THE PEOPLES RICHES AND ALLOCATING THOSE RICHES FROM THE DEADLY GRASPS OF ROYALTY WERES THE CARREERS OF THE BRAVE SAILORS ON LA CORAZON. THE ONE UNANIMOUS BELLOW THET COULD BE HEARD BELOW DECK AS THE CREW ENVELOPED AN UNFORTUNATE VESSEL WAS "NOT ONE!", DESIGNATING HOW MANY FUCKS THEY GIVE AND WHAT LITTLE CONCERN THEY HAD FOR THE BULBOUS HEADED UPPER SAILSMEN. ALAS, AS THE WORLD ROTATES SO DOES LIFE. I'LL NEVER FORGET ME MOTHER, LARD REST HER SOUL, BRAVING THE CHANGE TO THE NOBLE BAND OF PIRATES THET VIEWED HER AS A SAINT. SHE SET ME TO SLEEP UPON THE NIGHT SHE DIED, WITH A KISS AND THESE WORDS OF WISDOM, "HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE".

My Interests

ALL THE THINGS THT MAKE THE COMMON MAN, WOMAN & CHILD FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES. I'M A HORROR, FIREARMS, FAST CARS, FAST WOMEN, I.C.B.M.'S, PORN, LOUD ROCK N' ROLL, SKY DIVING, SMOKIN, SNAKE WRESTIN, MACHETE WAVING, PROUD PROFFESIONAL DRINKER. IF YOU NEED YOUR CAR WORKED ON, CALL ME, I WORK FOR BOOZE.

I'd like to meet:

A SOUL WITH A HEART OF GOLD, GENUINE IN ITS PRACTICE, REVOLUTIONARY IN THOUGHT, COMLINESS THAT WHICH THE AZTEC GODDESS XOCHIQUETZAL, WHICH ONLY I HAVE SEEN, AND THE WILLINGNESS TO VEX & ANNOY 7 BILLION PEOPLE

Music:

IF IT'S ON COMMERCIAL RADIO OR TELEVISION, I PROBABLY WONT LIKE IT. SUPPORT PUBLIC RADIO!!

Movies:

ANYTHING WITH BOOBS, GUNS, DRUGS, STUPIDITY, BLOOD, CREATIVITY, OR SONNY CHIBA.

Television:

IT SUCKS

Books:

ANY SHIROW MASAMUNE, BURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED KNEE, TAO TE CHING, TOUCH THE EARTH, PIRATES!! by GIDEON DEFOE, ANARCHY by MALATESTA, BEST OF by PRIVATE...

Heroes:

EARNESTO GUEVERA, THOMAS WAITS, EDWARD TEACH, ADAM YAUCH, WALTER THENHAUS, RED CLOUD, SAM KINISON, BILL HICKS, & ANYONE WHO HAS THE HOO-WAY-VOS TO BIRD AUTHORITY

My Blog

Dissident, Traitor, Adversary, Perpetrator, Insurgent, Its a capitalist society

They're just names. Policy dictates that parameters be set so there is no confusion in the definition or understanding thereof. Millions of file cabinets and hard drives are holding unknown amounts of...
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:33:00 PST

"YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS PLACE ALIVE..."

"...AND I MEAN IT FUCKERS!!" Earth
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:39:00 PST

Bush, Katrina, Mississippi, Illinois, Florida, Louisiana Gulf Coast

Now i'm not one to push for a penny within my ever-dwindeling faith, but there is history being made in government right now that affects those connected the mighty Mississippi and all connected ...
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:19:00 PST

Listen...Politics, Washington, Soul.

Let's take a moment and focus on the real aspects. Tall and large are the wants and needs. After they pass, the substance is coagulated.He aint heavy.Bitches aint nothin.The world steps and looks nowh...
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:11:00 PST

TO PROTECT AND SERVE OUR COUNTRY/IRAQ/BUSH/ARMED FORCES

IM WRITING ON A PRIVELEGE TO CONVEY TO YOU THAT I AM TIRED OF THE "IM FIVE YEARS OLD, I DO WHAT IM TOLD" MENTALITY. IF WE ARE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS THAT HAVE OUR CHILDRENS INTERESTS AT HAND, WE WOULD NE...
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

NASA / VIRGINIA TECH / COVERUP

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!! HOW FUCKING IRONIC IS IT THAT LESS THAN A WEEK AFTER A "GUNMAN" HALTED ALL UNITED STATES MEDIA, WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE SUPPOSEDLY n_O_t_ THREATENING THE OPERATIONS AT NASA!! A...
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:17:00 PST

VIRGINIA TECH, ABORTION, LIES & MILITARY DEAD

YARGH!!! IVE GOT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ATTATCHED TO MY CROTCH! FIRST OF ALL, ISN'T IT AMAZING HOW WE HAVE BEEN BOMBARDED WITH THE TRAGEDY OF VIRGINIA TECH, ALL IT'S SARROW & MOTIVATING FACTORS, ALB...
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

ST LOUIS DENVER NEW ORLEANS AUSTIN OUTER BANKS

"THROUGH THESE EYES I'VE SEEN THE THINGS IN LIFE YOU DONT WANT TO SEE" so-di AS THE DAYS ENCOMPASS ALL THE THINGS I SEEM TO HOLD CLOSE, I HAVE DONE WHAT CAN NEVER BE PLANNED NOR DISGUISED. I DRINK AN...
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST

NOLAS GOT THE ST LOUIS BLUES

DREDGE AND BELITTLE ME OH TOWN OF WOE, THE KING OF THE BLUES FLIES AWAY & I STILL CALL YOU HOME. IS I MERE COINCIDENCE THAT ALL THE COPASETIC FRUSTRATION WITH THE ONLY OUTLET BEING TO ENJOY ...
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST

IRIS,TUCKS, & INDIMION

AS THE SHIPS ROLL DOWN ST CHARLES WE BEGIN A FULL DAY OF HEDONISM (NOT ROMAN STYLE). FIVE BLOODY MARYS, 4 SHOTS OF TEQUILA, 3 DRUNKS, TOO LONG BEEN GONE AND A WHOLE LOT OF BEER, PIRATES AND DRUGS. SOM...
Posted by iR8 Pirate on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST