I'm what you silly Earthlings call a "space alien." Our technology is far more advanced than your puny little brains can understand.
I have so many things to tell you humans before we destroy your planet, but I am forced to put it in list form for your simple Earth minds.
-We aliens did, indeed, build the pyramids.
-You have no purpose in life. We created you Earthlings for entertainment.
-You think you're studying us at Area 51, but really, we're studying you and your primitive ways.
-You Earthlings make everything so complicated with your "formulas" and "theories." We can build space crafts using simple addition.
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