Poetry returns |
30 Minutes or LessPizza delivery boyscome to my door withgoatees andtoo many singles in change,shocked to realizethey're pizza delivery men.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:05:00 GMT |
The most hilarious email ever |
Sent to me by my brother Kirk:
Subject: Hi Elvis Costello
Hi Alex old mate, Im Elvis Costello, and I,m a bloody sell out. Would you like me to sell something for you. I must say, I,ll bloody plug anyt...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:06:00 GMT |
LOOOOOOOL |
FLAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSBBBBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!
LOL JOHN F. I TTLY LUV YOU!
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:29:00 GMT |
The Secret World of Alex Fact |
Fact: I can't recognize Freddie Mercury without his mustache. SEE WHAT I MEAN?
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:35:00 GMT |
Life's Disappointments, Volume Two |
A few weeks ago while being driven around town, we passed a church with one of those message boards outside of it--you know, the kind written with clever messages that are supposed to make you chuckle...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:51:00 GMT |
Shower Thoughts, Session Two |
"Time travel is sooo five minutes ago."Editor's note: The long-awaited sequel to the first session of Shower Thoughts, which was posted well over a year ago, this content originally appeared in a thou...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:26:00 GMT |
Let your inner weirdo shine |
In a surprise move, I have been tagged by Starlet and now have to list six weird tidbits about myself (which I have to remember not to confuse with embarrassing and losery). I have also been...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 21:03:00 GMT |
I wrote another poem |
Ruminations (AKA "Death of a Bee, or Virginia Woolf's Got Nothing On Me")Withered bee carcasson the ledge caught betweenthe window glass and screen.I bet you wish you had brought a little bee mapto fi...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:28:00 GMT |
I wrote a poem |
Thoughts at the SinkThe toliet makes weird noiseswhen no one is using it.It hisses like it's madthat it's a toliet.
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:27:00 GMT |
When I was little... |
When I was little:-I asked, "If your hands are dirty and you wash with a bar of soap, then doesn't the soap get dirty?"-I thought Regis Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford were married.-I stole money out o...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:46:00 GMT |
