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Spillary

ultimatehypocrite

About Me


I DANCE ALL TECKTONIK ALL THE TIME. I eat artichokes and satusmas like there's no tomorrow. Drinking beer in the shower and blasting 'Lil Kim's "Hardcore" album is how I unwind. I play a $6.99 harmonica in a fictitious band called the Terrorist Bananas. I would not be caught dead in a PT Cruiser, or wearing cowboy boots. I am a pizzatarian but I'm NOT a fatty. I like to take stories people tell me and retell them to others as if they were my own, which is embarrassing when the person I retell the tale to was to whom it actually happened. My favorite artistic medium is Microsoft Paint. Someday I will get a three-legged dog because goddamn they're cute!Also...
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My Interests

Watching people run for their lives. Dancing tck. The Hood Internet. Bawls Guarana. PizzaBrownies (TM). Public transit. Wrangler men's jeans commercials. Hanging out with cats. Swiffer products. Sucking face. Vegas, baby! Intergalactic domination. Interpretive dancing. Rollerblading ("Rollin' on 3's!"). Bathroom graffiti. Grillz. Grills. Grilling grillz. Inventing inventions. Lucid dreams. Spinning rims. Fucking like a pornstar. Crashing bachelor parties. Syncopation. Defined philtrums. Conspiracy theories. Brazilian futbol. Talking smack. Making a scene. Erotic poetry. Kicking major ass at Scrabble. Getting arrested. Indulging in guilty pleasures. Glocks. Purpose and direction. Infiltrating the opposition. Hawaiian-print vibrators. DISINTERESTS: Ring tones. Ankle boots. Fedoras. Enthusiasts. "Speeding" tickets. Juggalos. "Celebs." Looking before I leap. "Soulmates." Karaoke. Timeshare. Weddings. Old people. Haters. The rules of the game.

I'd like to meet:

Break the Ice
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Music:

Beck. Beruit. Boards of Canada. Britney. Burial. David Bowie. De la Soul. DJ Shadow. Edan. Elliott Smith. Eve. Feist. Ghostland Observatory. Gravy Train. Heart. Hood Internet. Hot Chip. ICP. Junior Boys. Justice. Kenna. Le Tigre. ‘Lil Kim. MF Doom. MGMT. M.I.A. Nelly Furtado. Patient Patient. Peaches. Radiohead. Ratatat. Regina Spektor. RJD2. Sia. Sebastian. Skeletons with Flesh on Them. Stencil. Tegan and Sara. The Knife. Timbaland. TV on the Radio. Uffie. Yelle.

Movies:

Porn.

Television:

WEEDS! Discovery. Animal Planet.

Books:

I like real books and also crossword puzzles, which come in the form of books. Paperback ones. I like atlases too. And my ASL dictionary.

Heroes:

Stereolabrat!Uptight Seattleite!Erin Esurance.

My Blog

Birthday, round 2

Super Formal Quadruple Birthday Art Show Shit Fest   Host:         & nbsp;     Galen Benshoof Location:   &nbs...
Posted by Spillary on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

wH@t h@pP3n$ @ B3@cH m@n$!0n sT@y$ @ B3@cH m@n$!0n!!!!!!111one

Ok, so I've spent the past two weekends ferrying back and forth to a friend's "cabin" on Whidbey Island with the posse to...do what we do. I hate when rich people call their spare houses on the beach...
Posted by Spillary on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:36:00 PST

How to Tell Obama & Clinton Apart

HOW TO TELL OBAMA & CLINTON APART HOW CLINTON AND OBAMA ARE ALIKE Their positions are often barely indistinguishable from that of the Republicans They have built their campaigns around genetic id...
Posted by Spillary on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:25:00 PST

Birthday, round 1


Posted by Spillary on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:28:00 PST

April Concerts

I don’t know how it happened, but 3 of my absolute favorite bands to dance to are all coming to Seattle in April. Not to be a youtube asshole or anything, but I highly suggest* you watch these m...
Posted by Spillary on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:39:00 PST

A Little Random

So Tommy and I did a ride at the beginning of February out to some of our favorite wineries in Woodinville. We didn't bring along a backpack or any way to carry home the wine we bought, so we im...
Posted by Spillary on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:54:00 PST

X-mas in San Fran., finally!

Well, it took over 2 months, but here are some pics from my trip to SF with Tommy over Christmas: We spent the 1st day at Pier 39 because I really wanted to go to the aquarium, and I always get my way...
Posted by Spillary on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST

What happens in Vanouver...

stays in Vancouver. Except these pictures. Starring: Hillary "Keepin' it Straight" Witte Chris "Hot Dog" Thompson Jill "You Want a Piece of Me" Lombardi Caleb "Not THAT Elevator" Oken-Berg ...
Posted by Spillary on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:56:00 PST

Uncle Toms Cabana

To celebrate my migration from my leaky roofed-sinking toilet-hole-y bathroom floored-flaming stove-randomly shutting-off refrigerator-broken locked front door-creaky staired-drafty windowed-tagged an...
Posted by Spillary on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST

Reflections

Reflecting on my resolutions for 2007 makes me feel accomplished, and realize that last year was actually pretty awesome. I didn't set the bar too high with my goals, but I definitely challenged mysel...
Posted by Spillary on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:23:00 PST