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Tim

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Making Friends With More Prostitutes Every Day!!!!

My Interests

Rolling my balls off on a regular basis, Little Debbie snacks, The Chooch, hairless baby birds, Paul Anka (of "You're Having My Baby" fame), quiche, corn nuts, matt hoffman's thong strategy, the unanswered question of timothy


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Music:

Black Congo, NC, The Chooch yalping, Buster Hyman and the Vag's aka The Prostate Exam, New Wave Hookers, Deerhoof, John Darnielle, John Vanderslice, Jens Lekman and pretty much anything Secretly Canadien puts out, Anything by Ryan "George Brazil" Miller.

Movies:

Wonder Boys, Brick, All the Real Girls, 'Baums, The Quiet Man, Dario Argento flicks, Leone spaghetti westerns, Basket Case, The Science of Sleep, Punch Drunk Love, The Station Agent, Newsies, The Quest, Delicatessen, Real Genius

Television:

Duh, Oprah!, classic Ally McBeal, GIRLFRIENDS!!!, Antiques Road Show, Transformers, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, and just recently the American Office (having been convinced for the longest time that it was a complete injustice to the UK version)

Books:

Everything by Dan Brown. The fucking Bible.

Heroes:

Ryan Miller followed closely by Daniel Day Lewis

My Blog

AD vs. The Office

The Bluth Company vs. Dunder Mifflin[22 February 2007]Why couldn't Arrested Development find a mass audience when The Office is thriving?by Kristin Boyers * Email * Print * Comments (1)Arrest...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

sweet revenge Kurt

as many of you might have noticed already, a bunch of my friends hacked my page up after I forgot to log out. It was actually pretty funny, I fucking love Girlfriends. Anyway, I decided to post my fri...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:56:00 PST

squirmalicious

An old game that has suddenly sprung to my attention again. - Fergie is the poor woman's Charo. After seeing a recent video for Fergalicious and the Rolling Stones cover, it makes me question why a...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST

and that man's name was . . . Darryl Strawberry

This is a pretty funny story. Apparently there was an auction in NY to grant some lucky class a motivational speech from one Mr. Strawberry. Well the smart aleck who won this auction was actually a te...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

I half-hugged your mom

I CANNOTPOSSIBLY BUYGIRL SCOUT COOKIESFROM YOUR DAUGHTERAT THIS TIME.BY CHARLIE NADLER- - - -So, remember this morning how you were telling everyone that you were taking orders for your daughter's Gir...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST

harry potter and the order of the phallus

Alright, so that's my bad joke of the year. I saw a little info the other day about "Potter actor performs nude." Now I can't deny that the curious creep in me wondered if this was Hermione. Her bizar...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

germany killed my vacation

PERHAPS I SHOULDSTOP NAMING THEPROTAGONISTS IN MYSEMI-AUTOBIOGRAPHICALFICTION AFTER MYSELF.BY TEDDY WAYNE- - - -The Prince of Wall StreetIt was simple, yet deviously efficient ... all he needed to do ...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

gypsy baron

I leave for Germany tomorrow @ 6 pm. Wanted to post a vivid dream up before I left, very scattered. Things really took off when I beat up the pimp in our apartment complex. He ran a group of young Vi...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:13:00 PST

free falling

I went skydiving yesterday in Chester, SC. It was something that I decided upon this week that I thought would be a nice addition to my birthday weekend. Everyone kept asking me if I was nervous or a...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:34:00 PST

yesterday my parents put my dog to sleep, so here's something funny

WHAT I WOULDBE THINKING ABOUTIF I WERE BILLY JOELDRIVING TOWARDA HOLIDAY PARTYWHERE I KNEW THEREWAS GOING TO BEA PIANO.BY MICHAEL IAN BLACK- - - -I'm not doing it. I'm just not. I know I say the same ...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 26 May 2006 05:38:00 PST