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The Quantum Singularity

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About Me

Rowdy, obnoxious, vulgar, irreverent, hostile to authority; yet funny, and a boy at heart. I am a Southern bred Alabama man who does not fish, hunt or listen to country music. I do own a few pistols and rifles and do shoot them, just not at animals. I am a jock and a geek at heart, and I always will be. I have had my share of problems, some not by choice and some by my own making. There is one thing that has kept me sane and happy. Her name is Miranda. She saved my life and is the love of my life. Oh yeah I rule and ROLL TIDE!!!
You scored as Anakin Skywalker. Passionate and impulsive, you are most like Anakin Skywalker. You embody many traits not generally found within the Jedi order yet your undeniable will and connection with The Force are awe inspiring.You train the lightsaber form Shien/Djem So which was originally derived from the defensive form Soresu. It maintains that while defense is critical - chanelling it into overwhelming offense is paramount.You are heralded as The Chosen One and while you have mastery over The Force, your inability to control your own emotions makes you your own worst enemy. In every action you are enigmatic and never subtle.

Anakin Skywalker


100%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Post Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)


93%

Exar Kun


89%

Mace Windu


86%

Darth Maul


86%

Darth Vader


86%

Darth Sidious


79%

Luke Skywalker


79%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Pre Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)


71%

Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus


71%

Bastila Shan


71%

Darth Revan


64%

Qui-Gon Jinn


64%

Yoda


36%
What Star Wars Jedi or Sith character is most like your personality?
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comTrait snapshot: open, tough, irritable, worrying, does not like to be alone, craves attention, low self control, emotionally sensitive, interacting, sad, very social, aggressive, prefer organized to unpredictable, dependent, social chameleon, suspicious, values the heart over the mind, likes large parties, outgoing, likes to make fun, likes to fit in, mildly phobic, vain, makes friends easily, enjoys leadership, clingy, rash
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: 2/16/1977
Birthplace: Birmingham, AL
Current Location: Chalkville, AL
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown (what's left of it)
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: American dammit!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Shox
Your Weakness: Oreos, high priced video cards
Your Fears: zombies, failure in life
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and sausage pan from Pizza Hut
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta take a leak
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: when I get sleepy, usually between 11:30-1:30AM
Your Most Missed Memory: my Grandmother
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: not in front of anyone except my fiance
Do you Shower Daily: nope (grossed out yet?)
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: depends on whether I'm outside or not
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, but they were prescribed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yep
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory, screaming and fighting
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Batman
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me ;)
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: what?
Number of Drugs I have taken: not enough time or space
Number of CDs I own: 50
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,000,000
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight


92%

Captain Jack Sparrow


88%

Indiana Jones


67%

Maximus


63%

James Bond, Agent 007


63%

William Wallace


63%

Lara Croft


58%

Neo, the "One"


58%

The Terminator


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


38%

El Zorro


29%

My Interests

1956-1972 Corvettes, 1995-present Corvettes, Fast computers (like mine), pushrod V-8 engines, making my computer faster and louder, college football, especially Alabama football. Roll Tide!! Pro football. Watching the Braves and Yankees play baseball, going to LAN parties, kicking peoples ass at LAN parties, getting a little hammered at LAN parties, good stand up comedy (Carlin, Pryor, Black, and Mencia are my favs), and most of all my Fiance.

I'd like to meet:

(No particular order)Salma Hayek, Eva Mendez, Jesus of Nazareth, The Rolling Stones, The Eagles, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Bear Bryant, Adolph Hitler (to bitch slap him then kill him), Osama Bin Laden (to bitch slap him then kill him), President Washington, President Jefferson, Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin, President Lincoln, President Franklin Roosevelt, President Harry Truman, President Kennedy, President Reagan, President Bush I, President Clinton, Prime Minister Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin (another bitch slap), Karl Marx, "Wild Bill" Hickock, Wyatt Earp, Michael J. Fox, Chuck Norris, Governer Schwarzenegger, The Beatles, The Apostles John, Daniel and Matthew, Nikita Kruschev, General George Patton, General Douglas MacArthur, General Robert E. Lee, General "Stonewall" Jackson, Paul Teutl, Paul Teutl Jr, Mikey Teutl, my Paternal Grandparents, my Maternal Grandfather, General "Blackjack" Pershing, Dave Chappelle, Carlos Mencia, George Carlin, Lewis Black, Jay Leno, Mel Brooks, Adam Savage, Jamie Hydeman, David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForrest Kelly, Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, Michael Dorn, George Lucas, Ewan McGregor, Sir Alec Guiness, Harrison Ford, Mel Blanc, "Doc" Holliday, Elvis Presley, Kid Rock, Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Eric Clapton, Jon Stewart, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Jenna Jameson, Zora-Argus Duntov, Mickey Mantle, Joe Dimaggio, Doug Flutie, Brett Favre, Derek Jeter, John Elway, Dan Marino, Joe Montana, Vince Lombardi, the doctors who pioneered the ileo-anal anastamosis procedure, Optimus Prime, Robocop, Kari Byron, Tory Belleci, Grant Imahara, Buster the Mythbusters dummy, Mike Rowe, Chuck Yeager. I'll add more later as I think of more.

Music:

Classic Rock, The Rolling Stones, The Eagles, Kid Fucking Rock, Johnny Cash, AC/DC and good old fashioned 80's hair band rock (Motley Crue, Gun 'N' Roses, Def Leppard, etc.)

Movies:

Terminator 1, 2, and even 3. Star Wars I-VI, Napolean Dynamite, Rush Hour, Star Trek I-X (except for V it sucks), Office Space, Forrest Gump, Top Gun, Batman, Batman Returns and Batman Begins, Superman, Superman II and Superman Returns, the "Of The Dead" movies by George A. Romero, Blade I-III, The Matrix (only the first one), All Mel Brooks movies, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Gladiator, Easy Rider, Predator, Commando, Scarface, Goodfellas, Godfather I and II, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Waterboy, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Back To The Future I-III, X-Men, X2, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Rush Hour & Rush Hour 2, the James Bond movies (especially Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan ones), Steven Segal's early movies, Chuck Norris flicks, basically anything that is funny, cool or has lots of guns and explosions.

Television:

Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Knight Rider, American Chopper, Modern Marvels, Wild West Tech, Star Trek: TNG, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise, Beavis & Butt-Head, South Park, Robot Chicken, Family Guy. Most Network shows suck ass.

Books:

Sci-Fi novels, Stephen King ('Salem's Lot is the scariest book ever written), Dean Koontz, The Art of War by Sun Tzu

Heroes:

My parents, Batman, Yoda, Qui-Gon Jinn, Samuel Adams Boston Lager, Bourbon Whiskey, the inventor of the Oreo, the guy that started the video game industry, Breasts, the doctors that pioneered the ileo-anal anastamosis surgical procedure, and the American Soldier.

My Blog

Holy shit, the dead are walking!!!

Author's Note:  If you are not in the mood in reading a tongue in cheek story about zombies go back now. You turn on the Noon news at your nice home and there is some jackass on TV going fu...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:38:00 PST

More Yogi Berra Quotes

Yogi Berra Quotes   I really didn't say everything I said. If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer. It ain't the heat; it's the humility. It's deja-vu all over again. ...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:07:00 PST

What I've learned in 30 years

I've decided to list the few truths I've learned in my short 30 years on this Earth.  These are truths to me, they may not be to you.  If they aren't then screw off. 30 things in 30 years &n...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:19:00 PST

I liked The Cold War better

I liked The Cold War better than what's going on now.  It wasn't great, but I swear I have fond memories of it when compared to now.  I guess my generation was the last one to live through i...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:47:00 PST

Shit you probably don't wanna read.

I've decided to post some things I know to be true about myself, good and bad to clear out my mind.  I decided to put it here cause I ain't a real private person. Good Things About Me. 1.  I...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

I'm so tired of fucking surgery.

Well, I had to have ANOTHER surgery on Monday, February 26th to revise and complete the surgery from February 2nd.  I was in the hospital for a fucking week!  At least I got some groovy drug...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST

Added some roads to the map that is my abdomen....

My surgery went well.  I came home the next day and am doing fine.  Thanks to all my friends who wished me well.  And a special thanks to the love of my life Miranda, for being at my si...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

I'm having surgery

I just wanted to put up here on Myspace that I am having surgery on Friday, February 2nd 2007 at Medical Center East.  I'm having the surgery to try to fix some health issuses I have had for a LO...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:16:00 PST

Alabama John and the Quest for the Fucking Kidney Stone

Well, I spent the holidays half doped because I had a kidney stone from last Tuesday until yesterday.  Yesterday I went to the doctor and he went up The Captain and pulled it out.  That was ...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:25:00 PST

If you need another reason not to visit South Dakota.....

(Normally I don't get in this debate, I'm a man so it's not my issue unless I get a woman pregnant but this is just fucking crazy.  I personally am against abortion in most cases but it is NONE O...
Posted by The Quantum Singularity on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST